200 questions about me...
EDITED 2/3/2004
1. What brand of toothpaste? i don't pay any attention...
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? separate
3. What Brands? Paul Mitchell
4. What flavor dental floss? i don't usually floss
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? w/ jeans i pull them up... with shorts i wear short socks
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? wad
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? jack?
8. Favorite color? red
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? thong sandals
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? apples
11. Lefty or righty? righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? depends if im feeling depressed that day or not.. but right now.. half full
13. Bleh or blah? blah!
14. What do you like about yourself? that im a happy/outgoing person... most of the time
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? sure, why not?
16. Do you sing in the shower? of course!
17. Do you talk to your pet? duh.. yes!
18. Do you talk to yourself? haha sometimes
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? yuck! no! he is old and nasty!
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? sure don't
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? haha we left cookies in the mail box for them once.
22. Do you have 11 toes? nope.. just 10. but it would be fun to have 11!
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? i don't use pick up lines
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? haha yepp i have one in my pencil bag for school
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yes
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? mickey mouse
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? i like the fact that he never wears any pants.. haha j/k!
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? no
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? i wear sparkly nail polish and i don't wear lip stick.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yeah
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? nope - id try my best to cover it up and if that didn't work there are always re-takes
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? depends who the guy is
33. How do you take mascara off? a wash cloth w/ soap & water
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?
well girls don't turn me on.. so i guess not.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? nope.. the people @ victoria's secret do it for you.
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? yeah
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? never heard of sweettart gum... so i guess gummi sweettarts!
38. M&MS or Skittles? m&ms i love chocolate
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yeah... my mom is cool most of the time
40. What is 1+1? 83?
41. What is your favorite holiday? christmas & halloween
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: don't the the 1st one and don't like the 2nd one.. so neither.
43. How old are you? 17!
44. How old do you WANT to be? 21... oh yeah! i think you know why! haha
45. Where do you want to live? right here in good ole indiana!
46. Where do you want to go? someplace fun
47. Who do you want to meet? a.j. mclean! oh baby!
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? oh yea!
49. Does pine-sol smell good? yes
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? extra pepperoni + extra cheese = yummy!
51. Do you like toast? w/ peanut butter -yummmm
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? yeah
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? haha sure do
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yeah a long time ago
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? yepp. had them taken out on 9/5/03...it hurt!
56. Clear or colored? colored
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? dumb old guy never asks.
58. Where is your hand right NOW? one is on the keyboard and the other was on the mouse
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? i like my left pinky. its sexy ;) haha
60. Okay or O'tay? okay
61. French poodle or french kiss? french kiss :P
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? ask someone who knows/cares
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? a what?!
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes.. i'm the good kid
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yeah
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? both of my grandma's died. :(
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? is there such a thing?
69. What do you think of Smurfette? your mom
70. What is your favorite book? where the red fern grows
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? aww how sweet!
72. Salmon or Cod? i dont like fish... only goldfish. they are pretty. but i don't eat them.
73. Crab or Lobster? i don't like sea food
74. What sounds better: up or down? up
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sidewards is kinda funny to say
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? itching my ear
77. Describe the best day of your life. prob. one of the days when i went to FL to see my favorite cousin
78. Broom or mop? i don't like to clean. but those new swifter mop things are pretty nifty/easy.
79. What is your favorite word? awesome. or fuck.
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. whoo-hoo let's have a party
81. What is your full name? hayley elizabeth (im not tellin my last name) ...stalker
82. What do you wish your name was? i like my name the way it is
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. lots of animals and trees!!!! whoa ppl - just kidding.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? my brother's middle name is Sherrard
85. Are your feet the same size? sure are
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? nope.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? look through stockings... open gifts... family dinner. pretty basic
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? rip it carefully
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? 10 more? i thought it was 200 ?'s dummy...
91. Do you like onions? they are fun to cut
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? uhhh?? ... i dunno... how about the flames. (i just looked @ a candle)
93. Have you ever worn a dress? what girl hasn't?
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? thank you mr. obvious
95. Frogs or toads? frogs
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? yes! and i always do! haha
97. 8 or 3? 3!!!! - it's my favorite number
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? not too long
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? WOW!
100. You made it. Do you love me now? i made it?! there are still 100 left...
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? no i wasn't that dumb
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? i don't remember but it was probably about some stupid boy
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? yes...
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? nope - we usually go to a party somewhere else
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? nah ill pass.
106. If not, what? ashton OR blake
107. What about your daughter? alexa OR karlie
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. i don't get embarrassed too easily
109. Do you read tabloids? haha yeah they crack my shit up!
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? siiiick...
111. Do you like cotton candy? yummy
112. Do you suffer from cramps? only when its that time of the month.. and they hurt like a bitch!
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? nope
114. Favorite food? ohh lots of those! popcorn/pizza/chicken&noodles/icecream/porkchops
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? buy a mach 1 mustang and then lots of clothes
116. Ribbed or plain? what?!
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? rrright...
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? OREO pie! haha thats what im eating right now
119. Pepsi or Coke? pepsi.
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla
121. Favorite movie? dirty dancing!!!! or finding nemo!
122. Favorite Actor? hmmm shane west?!
123. Favorite Actress? ummm julia stiles?! .. maybe?
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? corn flakes w/ lots of sugar!
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? neither
126. Do you shave your legs? when i feel the need to.. haha yeah i do!
127. Midnight or mid-day? midnight... fo' sho'! lol
128. Hope or Billy? uhhh how about billy?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? haha either
130. Dry or lubricated? ooh baby! ;)
131. Fast or slow? fast
132. Hard or soft? ooh.. what are you thinkin about?!
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream
134. Spoon or fork? SPORK! lol j/k
135. Are you crying right now? nope im smiling :D
136. Fling or flick? who cares
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? a band-aid... i have an ouchie :(
138. Look to your left, what do you see? entertainment center/tv
139. Look to your right, what do you see? couch
140. Who is at your house right now? me, mom, & brother
141. Are your legs crossed right now? no
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? im too lazy to get up
143. Favorite song? can't say... it changes like every week
144. Boxers or briefs? well.. on a guy... boxers
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? tootsie pops are awesome!
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? big red
147. Do you like to fish? i wouldn't know... grrr...
148. Is your grandpa cool? yeah! both of my grandpa's are freakin awesome!
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? no.. his stories are interesting
150. Do you snore? i dont think so?! but i dont usually hear myself sleep...
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. probably pretty skanky since i just woke up
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." i AM a girl.. and alexis i guess
153. Does it taste good? uhh sure?!
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? EWW i hate the taste! i make my mom lick them!
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? yeah...
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) garfield is so cute
157. Acting class or class act? class act
158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down
159. What's up? the ceiling.. lol thats gay...
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? uhh a tiger?
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? ROAR!
162. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes!
163. Push or pull? push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? uhh no...
165. Do you even read those door things? yepp and i do whatever it says
166. Do spiders scare you? AHHH heck yeah!
167. What does? what does what?
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Who the fuck are you?
169. What was your first word? baby
170. What was your first phrase? couldn't tell ya...
171. What can you not pronounce? ?!?!?!?!
172. Did you know my phone just rang? wow... mine too!!
173. Is your phone ringing? just did! it was my daddy
174. What's your phone number? stalker.. 7227221 --- haha thats time & temp
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? ewwwww
176. Are you in drag right now? haha nope
177. WalMart or Kmart? walmart is my favoritest store!!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? jim
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 10-ish
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? 30-ish
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? haha yeah right. im not moving
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? i don't ride a bike but it did have 2 wheels
183. Are they flat? probably cause i haven't used it in years
184. Can you do a hand-stand? sometimes
185. Front or back? front
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? still not moving
187. Are you on fire right now? nooooope
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you eating it? Lol not very high
189. Sprite or 7-up? sprite
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? i don't like either
191. Bambi or Thumper? uhh this is kinda sad... but i've never seen bambi
192. Do you think Flower is hot? read above
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? depends how high the bridge is
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? sure why not.
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? yeah weird people
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 4 stupid
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? if ya really want it to be...
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? 3? ... i dont know!
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? LOL... none
200. Now wasn't that fun? oh hell yeah! lol
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