some crazy thoughts...
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Who the hell was the 1st person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?
Do illterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out too, therefor NOT blocking the exit?
Why do superheroes wear spandex?
If the president was gay, would his lover be called the First Man?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?
If someone had their legs amputated, would they have to change the height and weight on their drivers license?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
If you went back in time and killed your mother, would you disappear the moment you killed her?
Why is Donkey Kong called DONKEY Kong if he's a monkey?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
How does the air get inside the bubble wrap?
Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?
Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every 2 hours?
When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all the fish die?
What would happen if everyone was to flush their toliets at the same time?
If a person with one arm goes to get her nails done, does she only pay half price?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
If shampoo comes in so many different colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
What does the T in T-Shirt mean?
Why is the front passenger seat called shotgun?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
What do mermaids eat?
If a police car, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop, who has the right away?
Has anyone really ever killed 2 birds with one stone?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How do they get those boats in those bottles?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why the hell can't he fix a hole in a boat?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do birds have white poop?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg??
If Barbie is so popular then why do we have to buy her friends?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
How many people thought og the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why don't you ever seen baby pigeons?
Why isn't there mouse falvored cat food?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Do cows have calf muscles?
In conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
Has anyone actually killed 2 birds with one stone?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
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