FuNnY qUoTeS
GoD MaDe eLk
GoD MaDe DeEr
GoD MaDe *NsYnC a BuNcH oF QuEeRs
if u think life's a bitch... wait til u see me!
say it it my face, bitch
and not behind my back
cause if you like talkin shit
you're gonna get smacked!
roses r red... violets r blue... god made me beautiful... so what the hell happened to u?!...
you called me a bitch...
a bitch is a dog...
dogs bark...
bark is nature...
nature is beautiful...
therefor you called me beautiful - thanks! ...
.guys.are.like.porta.potties.-.either.full.of.shit.or.taken.
*StAr*LiGhT*StAr*BrIgHt*
*WhErE*tHe*HeLL*iS*Mr*RiGhT*?!*
güÿs ärë lïkë pärkïng späcës... äll thë gööd önës ärë täkën änd thë rëst ärë händïcäppëd
guYs aRe liKe rosEs ... watCh oUt fOr tHe pricKs!
RoSeS aRe PiNK
LeaVeS aRe GReeN
KiSS MY aSS CauSe i'M THe QueeN
êvêryônê shôûld hâvê 2 frîênds ... 1 tô tâlk tô ând ône tô tâlk âbôût
A BITCH HAS FOUR LEGS
I HAVE TWO
A BITCH SAYS "RUFF RUFF"
I SAY "FUCK YOU"
jUst bEcause tHey aRe mY fRiends dOesn't mEan i hAve tO Like tHem!
i'm not stupid... i just don't give a shit!
i'M a GeNiE iN a BoTtLe BaBy... YoUr JuSt a TrAmP iN a LaMp!
SoOoOo... your the bitch that told the bitch that i'm a bitch?! well... listen bitch! ... it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch!
...guys are like roller coasters... they either make you sick or can be the thrill of your life...
Suicide: Permanent Solution For A Temporary Problem.
tHERE iS nO "I" iN sLUT... bUT tHERE iS a "U"
if u ask 4 a nickle
ill give u a dime
if u need a man
bitch dont fuck w/ mine!
* GirL OF ThE YeaR * GirL OF ThE SeasoN * YouR MaN LefT YoU * AnD I'M ThE ReasoN *
...i..fell..head..over..heels..and..skinned..my..knees...
-if u luv ur man send him free-if he doesnt come back-u know hes w/ me!-
*GuYs ArE GrEaT! ... EvErY gUrL ShOuLd OwN oNe!*
GOd MAde COke, GOd MAde PEpsi, GOd MAde YOu OoOoOoh SoOoOo SExy!
diamonds are nice & so are pearls but there isn't anything like us pretty girls!
if ya want me 2 fall 4 you then give me something worth trippin over
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT...
BUT NOBODY IS PERFECT...
SO WHY PRACTICE?!
* eViL ShOuLdN*T LoOk tHiS GoOd! *
roseS arE reD
violetS arE bluE
i'M 100% princesS
whaT arE yoU?!
...i would tell u 2 go 2 hell but all dogs go 2 heaven!...
what a shame... looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on *both* cheeks!
i have PMS & a gun... excuse me?! did you have something to say...?
wE aRe ThE PeOpLe OuR pArEnTs WaRnEd Us AbOuT!
yeah.. i know that there is no "i" in t-e-a-m ... but there is a "m" and an "e"
~if love isn't a game then why are there SO many players?!~
guYs aRe liKe slinkiEs. iT's alwaYs fUn to watCh thEm faLL doWn staiRs
an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, then screw the fruit!
see my halo bright & shiny - mess w/ me & i'll kick your hinney!
my door is always open -- so feel free to leave
YoU HaVe ThE RiGhT To ReMaIn SiLeNt.. So ShUt Up!
guys are like candy - some are sweet & other are sour
HE BROKE YOUR HEART
HE SHATTERED IT LIKE GLASS
SO WHEN HE COMES CRAWLING BACK
SAY HUNNY KISS MY ASS!
everyone says that there is a mr. right, but i think mine got hit by a truck
LiFe iS tOo ShOrT To DaTe UgLy GuYs!
i dont have a big ego... i just know that i kick ass!
I'M HERE! - now what r ur other 2 wishes?!
* LiFe iSn*T a GaRdEn... sO StOp bEiNg a HOE! *
cry me a river... build me a bridge... and GET OVER IT!
if u need space then join NASA baby!
yoU thoughT yoU haD hiM
yoU maY thinK he'S yourS
HAHA! that'S funnY...
cuZ hE don'T mesS witH whoreS!
- i - wanted - 2 - kil - the - sexiest - person - alive - but - then - i - realized - oh - yeah! - that - would - be - suicide - ! -
don't say you love me unless you mean it ... cause i might do something CrAzY like BeLiEvE it!
THEY SAY LOVE IS IN EVERY CORNER... MAN! I MUST BE WALKING IN CIRCLES!
Guys Act Like Dicks To Make Up For The Ones That They Don't Have!
i LuV HiM o YeS i Do! He iS 4 mE & Not 4 u!
the light @ the end of the tunnel might be a train...
SiNce LoVe iSn'T a GaMe WhO SaId ThErE wErE RuLeS tO FoLLoW?
one day your prince will come... mine just took a wrong turn... got lost... and is too stubborn to ask for directions...
~guys~r~like~department~stores...~their~clothes~are~better~1/2~off~
i know you think you broke my heart
but i knew your game from the start
i saw your game and played it too
silly player... the joke's on you!
i LOVE people WHO talk BEHIND my BACK because OBVIOUSLY i'm THE center OF their LIVES!
No OnE iS a ViRgIn b/C LiFe ScReWs uS EvErYdAy!
i'm sweet like sugar...
soft like suede...
but unlike nintendo...
i never get played!
* i * LiKe * YoUr * BoYfRiEnd! *
- guys are like boom-a-rangs - you can throw them away - but they always come back -
I STILL MISS MY EX... BUT MY AIM'S IMPROVING!
GuYs Are LiKe CrAyOnS ... 64 iS BeTtEr ThAn 1!
~ don't chase 'em! just replace 'em! ~
fLiRtAtIoN: attention w/ intention!
it is better to lose a lover than to love a loser!
*HaTe Me CuZ u HaTe Me...DoN*t HaTe Me CuZ u AiN*t mE!*
frinds may come & go.. but enemies accumulate!
Float Like A Butterfly... Burn Like The Sun... Who Gives A Damn... I'm Still #1!
worse comes 2 worse... my gals come 1st!
i'm trying 2 see it from ur point of view - but i can't get my head that far up my ass!
i'Ve LeArNeD ThAt YoU CaN't MaKe SoMeOnE LoVe YoU ... aLL YoU CaN dO iS sTaLk ThEm & HoPe ThEy PaNiC & GiVe iN!
if men are from mars then why can't we send them back?!
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