pick-up lines
1. Is your dad a baker? Because you got some nice buns!
2. Can I see your tag? ... Oh, I was sure that you were made in heaven.
3. Your lips look lonley. Would they like to meet mine?
4. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, your the bomb!
5. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Velma?
6. Hi, my name is _______, remember it 'cause you are gonna be screaming it all night long!
7. Hi, my name is Pogo. Wanna jump my stick?
8. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
9. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas could I visit between the holidays?
10. Let's play army. You lie down and I'll blow your brains out.
11. Should I call you or nudge you?
12. Did you wash your jeans in Windex, 'cause I can see myself in them.
13. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off of you.
14. Let's bump uglies.
15. I want to use your thighs as ear muffs.
16. Can I borrow 50 cents? My mom told me to call home the 1st time I fell in love.
17. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
18. Do you have any Italian in you? ... Want some?
19. Wanna know what would look good on you? ... Me!
20. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
21. Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?
22. Can I have a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
23. Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
24. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
25. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
26. Why don't you surprise your roomate and not come home tonight?
27. May I flirt with you?
28. Damn girl! You look good even with the lights on!
29. Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
30. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
31. Those are a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
32. Is there an airport near by or is that just my heart taking off?
33. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? ... No? Well, then please start.
34. Are you busy tonight at 3 a.m?
35. You are so hot you would make the devil sweat.
36. Do you know CPR? 'Cause you take my breath away!
37. They word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word!
38. I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bedrock.
39. Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only ten-I-see.
40. Come over to my house and lets to math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and we'll multiply!
41. Have you eaten your Cambelles Soup today? 'Cause your lookin' mmm... mmm... good.
42. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?
43. You be Polland and I'll be Germany and let's invade!
44. Your clothes are irratating me. Will you please remove them?
45. Let's play train ... you sit on my face and I'll choo chew choo!
46. I am not wearing any pants!
47. Flirting is a sport. I am a varsity player.
48. I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?
49. I'm a Snickers... why wait?
50. Have you noticed how cute I am today?
51. Stop the grinnin' and drp[ then linen!
52. Hello, my name is _______ and I'll be sleeping with you tonight!
53. Will you take off your clothes? ... My room is a no-clothing zone.
54. Boxers or briefs? I want to know what I'm gonna be tearing off of you while I'm having my dream.
55. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's fuck!
56. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
57. Can I touch your belly button... from the inside?
58. I'm not too good in algebra but doesn't U + I = 69?
59. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
60. I'm new in this town, can I have the address to your house?
61. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
62. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!
63. That outfit would look great in a crumpled up pile on my bedroom floor in the morning.
64. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
65. I got the F, the C, and the K. All I need now is U.
66. I got the hotdog and you got the buns.
67. Well, I'm here. What's your 2nd wish?
68. I may not be the best looking guy in here. But hey, I'm the only one talkin' to you!
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