This is a poem I wrote for a friend to always remind her of the good times we've had. |
GOOD TIMES |
Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing (i hate that) 6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me 8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go |
The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good 3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare |
The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. |
**Remember**
A peach is a peach |
**WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...**
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo |
SEX IS A TEMPTATION SKY IS BLUE WATER IS WET I'LL MAKE YOU COME I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY MOVIN UP AND DOWN SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND SEX IS EVIL SEX IS A GAME ONE NIGHT OF PASSION NINE MONTHS OF PAIN BABYS A BASTARD FATHERS A GIT ALL BECAUSE THE FUCKING CONDOM SPLIT! SEX IS LIKE MATHS YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES ADD THE BED DIVIDE THE LEGS THEN MULTIPLY!!!!!!! ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM HICKERY DICERY DOC DIS BITCH WAS SUCKING ME COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO ME DUMPED ME GOO AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK IN IT!!! SEX IS GOOD SEX IS FINE DOGGY STYLE OR 69 JUST FOR FUN OR GETTING PAID EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAID |
The SIMPLE LIFE |
~In kindergarten your idea of a goodfriend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was leftwas the ugly black one. ~In first grade your idea of agood friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your handas you walked through the scary halls. ~In second grade your ideaof a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully. ~In third grade your idea of a good friendwas the person who shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on thebus. ~In fourth grade your ideaof a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn't have to be stuck do-si-do-ing with Nasty Nick or Smelly Susan. ~In fifth grade your idea of a friend wasthe person who saved a seat on the back of the bus for you. ~In sixth grade your idea ofa friend was the person who went up to Nick or Susan, your new crush, and askedthem to dance with you, so that if they said no you wouldn'thave to be embarrassed. ~In seventh grade your idea of a friend wasthe person who let you copy the social studies homework from the night beforethat you had. ~In eighth grade your ideaof a good friend was the person who helped you pack up your stuffed animals andold baseball but didn't laugh at you when you finished and broke out intotears. ~In ninth grade your idea of a good friendwas the person who would go to a party thrown by a senior so you wouldn't windup being the only freshman there. ~In tenth grade your idea ofa good friend was the person who changed their schedule so you would havesomeone to sit with at lunch. ~In eleventh grade your idea of a goodfriend was the person who gave you rides in their new car, convinced yourparents that you shouldn't be grounded, consoled you when you broke up with Nick or Susan, and found you a date to the prom. ~In twelfth grade your ideaof a good friend was the person who helped you pick out a college/university, assured you that you would get into that college/university, helped you dealwith your parents who were having a hard time adjusting to the idea of letting you go... ~At graduationyour idea of a good friend was the person who was crying on the inside butmanaged the biggest smile one could give as they congratulated you. ~The summer after twelfth gradeyour idea of a good friend was the person who helped you clean up the bottlesfrom that party, helped you sneak out of the house when you just couldn't dealwith your parents, assured you that now that you and Nick or you and Susan wereback together, you could make it through anything, helped you pack up foruniversity and just silently hugged you as you looked through blurry eyes at 18years of memories you were leaving behind, and finally on those last days ofchildhood, went out of their way to give you reassurance that you would make itin college as well as you had these past 18 years, and most importantly sentyou off to college knowing you were loved. ~Now, your idea of a good friend isstill the person who gives you the better of the two choices, holds your handwhen you're scared, helps you fight off those who try to take advantage of you,thinks of you at times when you are not there, reminds you of what you haveforgotten, helps you put the past behind you but understands when you need tohold on to it a little longer, stays with you so that you have confidence, goesout of their way to make time for you, helps you clear up your mistakes, helps you deal with pressure from others, smiles for you when they are sad, helps youbecome a better person, and most importantly loves you! |