New Dr Who Revealed - and he's a real Bobby Dazzler

The BBC announced this morning who was to take the shoes of the time travelling wizard - Dr Who. It was none other than Bargain hunter David Dickenson himself - (seen here about to embark on a battle with the terrifying Space Mutants).
Dickinson burst out of the BBC head-quaters at Shepherds Bush this morning and told our reporters - 'I beat other contenders such as Bruce Forsyth and Mark Owen and let me assure you the BBC are not going to regret their decision.'

Dickinson then began to weep and rang his mother to tell her the good news.

A BBC Spokesman told us that the cult TV show was dropping the tardis in favour of a new 'Bargain Hunting' machine in which Dr Duke will travel through time to find the best bargains.

Our reporters have summed up Dickinsons appointment as 'barbaric'