Mr. T was enjoying a glass of milk while watching his favorite Religious Roundtable television program...

On the television, Bishop Spong joined in the conversation: "For any human being to say that God must be defined as the Holy Trinity is really very strange: no human being can define God."

"What you talkin' 'bout, foo'?  Yo' doctrine of revelation gonna feel some PAIN...Mr. T gonna come put an end to yo' heretical jibba-jabba!!!"