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 1) What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?Answer: Frostbite  2) How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?Answer: With A Pumpkin Patch. 3) What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?Answer: Why orange you orange? 4) What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?5) What did one jack-o'-lantern say to another?Answer: "Cut it out!" 
6) What does a pumpkin priest stand on?Answer: A Pulpit. 7) Who does a ghoul fall in love with?Answer: His ghoul friend. 8) What do pumpkins eat at ball games?Answer: Pulp Corn. 9) What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?Answer: Squash. 10) What does a pumpkin sew?Answer: A Pumpkin Patch. 11) What do you say to a ghost with three heads?Answer: Hello, hello, hello. 12) What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?Answer: A boo-loney sandwich.  13) What kind of street does a ghost like best?Answer: A dead end. 14) What's a cold, evil candle called?Answer: The wicked wick of the north. 15) What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?Answer: Hallowieners. 
16) What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?Answer: Fasten your sheet belt. 17) What is a witch with poison ivy called?Answer: An itchy witchy. 18)What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?Answer: A blood hound. 19) What does a goblin shop for?Answer: Grosseries. 20) What's a goblin's favorite flavor?Answer: Lemon n' Slime. 21) What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?Answer: Rice Creepies.  22) Why did the witch's mail rattle?Answer: It was a chain letter. 23) What do birds give out on Halloween?Answer: Tweets. 
24) What's a vampire's favorite feast?Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner. 25) Why did the vampire need mouthwash?Answer: She had bat breath. 26) What's a ghost's favorite thing to roast?Answer: Boomallows. 27) Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?Answer: It was a stake sandwich. 28) How do baby ghost cry?Answer: Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.  29) What is Casper's favorite sticky treat?Answer: Boo-ble gum. 30) What game do ghost like to play?Answer: Peek-a-Boo. 31) What does a sign say in front of a ghost restroom?Answer: Boils and Ghouls! 32) What kind of pets do ghosts have?Answer: Scaredy Cats! 
33) Why does Frankenstein have screw in his head?Answer: To keep his head on straight! 34) What do goblins mail home while on vacation?Answer: Ghostcards. 35) What did the mummy say when he solved the case of the missing cat?Answer: That about wraps it up. 36) What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?Answer: Spare ribs!!! 37) Why did the witch hold her nose?Answer: Because she smelled a terrible ogre.  38) What does a hundred pound mouse say to a witch's black cat?Answer: "Here, kitty, kitty." 39) Why did the boy wear a diaper to the Halloween party?Answer: He didn't want to be a party pooper.  
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