The Oasis Alliance
This site is patented to Andy, Chairman of the Oasis Alliance and CEO of D Oasis Productions and EQ Oasis Entertainment. We here at the Oasis Alliance are concerned about your needs, not anybody else's. We don't give a damn about the rest of the world. We're here to care about you.
Now, f you do anything to hurt this site, burly SWAT teams will descend on your place of residence and, under the Second Patriot Act, will have the right to brutalize you as they please and have their way with you.
Agree to these rules:
- You'd better not steal anything from this site.
- Check that you don't have lice, fleas, Mad Cow Disease, Insane Cow Disease, Delirious Cow Disease, any kind of drug that doesn't have FDA approval, etc. X Oasis Customs & Immigration will not let you in without first doing strip searches on every woman who passes by. Sometimes this happens to men as well, depending on the officer doing the searching.
- I am not responsible for any lost or stolen stuff of yours caused by this website. I am also not responsible for any anthrax or virus's caught on my second page.
- And don't even think about suing me. Really. I'm broke. Plus, my hired... errr... Volunteer Security Witch Doctors will hex you.
This site is always under construction so please
come back as soon as possible to see if there's
anything new. It is now under the control of the benevolent and omnipotent Oasis Alliance.
Click on the Chihuahua that's got the hots for Scully to e-mail me (Thank you Alien Ice Picktures! My visitors, please try out Alien Ice Picktures on my links page)!
The Official Oasis Alliance Page
