Reading is my main hobby...in fact, why don't we look at a few of my favorite books.....
Yes, I have to tell you about that, don't I....well, really not much to tell. I love cats. Cat books, pictures, stories, anything. And here we have...
Yes, they drool and shed, but, dang it, they are incredibly cute....
Let's see...I think it may be time to tell the unwary reader more about my hometown. I, my friends, am from Morton, Illinios, the Pumpkin Capitol of the World. Please, hold your applause. We villiagers of said villiage also hold the world record for pumpkin chuckin'. Yep, this past year, we managed to chuck that pumpkin over three-thousand feet. Awesome? Yes. Do we think that's really cool? Oh yeah. It takes only two elements to build a good pumpkin-chucker: deep resenment towards any member of the squash family and a whole truckload of rednecks.
What is there to do in fair Morton? Plenty....if you like detassling corn or tipping poor, innocent moo cows at two o'clock in the afternoon. My friends and I basically keep ourselves busy and out of trouble with the following Illinois-patent activites...
Yep..that's my friends and I. We're seriously not deranged or anything; we're just from the Midwest! Want to meet some of these interesting characters I've met and learned to adore out here in cornland? Well, just put that mouse right on down and...
Some of these same buddies were my traveling companions on a recent expedition. Let's just call it the...
Not to be confused with Chevy Chase's little romp throughout France and the likes...although I hear Kathy's been called about movie rights...
Be forewarned...while all these people are friends, a few aren't friends from college. BUT, they are outta state friends, so, technically, there's no lie involved.
Cheeso Records...See what musical excellence REALLY looks like...
Chris, the Superman of All Boyfriends
Take a Look at My Groovy Family 
Mortonite Silliness
Download Some Hometown Buddies 
Check it out, dude. Since leaving Illinois and traveling to the new land of Indiana for college...well, I basically haven't seen much new scenery or anything, but I've met hordes of interesting and really fantastic people. Some could even be deemed...
Hallmark too conventional? Well then--send a groovin' virtual card...
Archimago's Secret Lair...enter at own will...
Katherine Kool in all her greatness...
My best friend's homepage--JANIE!!!--you MUST visit her or DIE!!
