Emma "Are you Jeremy's girlfriend?"
Jeremy "EMMA!"
Jessica "I don't know I'm still deciding"

Jessica (said to WILL) "I need you to give me some space here. You're gonna have to stop playing stalker."

Maria "Look you've got to know by now that I'm not going to let you back out on me. So you might as well suck it up and get to work.
Ken "All right slave driver but don't blame me when Harvard doesn't show up at your house with balloons and a welcome letter"

Maria "Hey I didn't sign on to be your tutor. You want this girl to teach you the robes you better come up with some cash.
Ken "Nah, You'll do it cause you like me"
Maria "I don't know if I like you but your tolerable"

Jessica "Is this my manly man football player boyfriend?"
Jeremy "Maybe depends who's calling"

Maria "School seems so far away now doesn't it?"
Ken "School what's that? Wait, don't tell me It's coming back...."

Jessica (said to Jeremy) "Why don't you see if there's anything under the bed Romeo. Maybe something will jump out and bite you!"

Conner "What would I have to do to make you give me a real drink"
Angel "Bail me out of jail, pay my lawyer, and find me a new job"

Elizabeth "God I feel so sorry for you Jess, It must be so hard having captains of two different football teams fighting over you all the time. How could I have possibly been upset just because Conner never wants to speak to me again!"

Jessica "But it's completely innocent"
Maria "Uh huh, That's why you rolled up in here with that little black cardigan and those come and get me jeans!"