A Rainy Day
"Ain't this rain ever gonna stop?" Whined Cody, his
forehead pressed up against the window pane, a sour
expression on his face. "If I have to stay cooped up
in here much longer I'll go stir-crazy!"
"It's a bit late for you to be talking about going<BR>
crazy, Cody." Muttered Noah from his seat at the<BR>
table.
"That's what I love about you, Noah - your sparkling
wit." Cody snapped back sarcastically.
Noah looked up indignantly and was about to give Cody
another example of his 'wit' when Lou intervened.
"Come on, boys, don't start arguing again. We're all
bored Cody, why don't you think of something to do
'til the rain lets up?"
All the riders but Buck, who was on a run, were
sitting around the bunkhouse, just like they had been
for the last two days. The rain had set in on Tuesday
night and by Friday morning it still showed no sign of
stopping. Time was beginning to drag and each of the
riders were employing themselves as best they could.
Ike was lying on his bunk putting the finishing
touches to an old sketch, Noah was sitting at the
table whittling at a stick, and Kid had borrowed a
book off Cody and was reading quietly while Lou, on
the bunk below him, was writing a letter to her
brother and sister. Jimmy sat on his bunk in the
corner cleaning his colts for the second time that day
and Cody had spent the last hour sitting by the window
watching forlornly as rain drops trickled down the
glass.
"There ain't nothin' left to do, Lou." Complained
Cody. "I've read every book ten times over and we've
played so many games of cards I don't ever want to see
another pack of cards as long as I live!"
"You mean you got sick of losin' your money." Jimmy
muttered dryly.
"Shut up, Hickock. Who asked you anyway?" Cody snapped.
"Cody, that's enough." Lou said quickly. He was
picking on the wrong person to take his frustration
out on in Jimmy - the restless young man hated being
cooped up even more than Cody did.
Jimmy gave Cody a warning glance but held his tongue
and soon turned his attention back to his guns.
Lou wracked her mind for something to occupy Cody.
Finally, she was struck with inspiration.
"I've got a game you could play, Cody." She said,
jumping easily from her bunk. "Interested?"
"Anything's got to be better than this." Cody
muttered, getting up and walking over to meet Lou at
the table.
"Alright, we'll need a pencil and some paper." Lou
instructed. "Who else wants to play? We need as many
people as we can get."
Noah, Ike and Kid all put aside what they were doing
and took seats at the table, ready to join in the
game.
Lou turned her gaze to the only rider who hadn't
acceded to her request.
"Jimmy?"
"I ain't interested Lou." He replied, without looking up.
"It's just a game."
"I'm busy, Lou. I don't need entertainin'."
"Jimmy, those guns are as clean as they're ever gonna
get. Come and play."
"Lou-"
"Jimmy," in a low threatening voice. "If you don't
play this game I'm going to tell Teaspoon where you
'lost' that supply money last week."
"You wouldn't."
"Just where were you when it fell out of your pocket?
Did you check by the poker table?"
"Fine Lou, I'll play...but I ain't gonna like it."
Lou sat down at the table triumphantly, Jimmy
grudgingly, the other four watching them with broad
grins on their faces.
"What's this game then, Lou?" Kid asked.
"Alright." Said Lou, gathering the sheets of paper and
the pencil Cody had found her. "This is how it works.
One person starts off a story and writes a few lines.
Then they leave it for the next person to continue.
You fold it over like this so that the next person can
only read the last few words. The last person to go
finishes it off and then we read it out."
The other riders glanced at each other apprehensively
and then shrugged their compliance.
The mood in the bunkhouse lightened once the game was
underway. Lou scribbled quickly, a broad grin on her
face. The boys chatted and joked as they waited and
soon Noah took his turn, looking suspiciously at Lou
before he started. Cody followed Noah and wrote
furiously, stopping for long periods of time to think.
"How long is this gonna take?" Questioned Kid. "You're
taking twice as long as anyone else."
"You can't rush genius." Responded Cody as he chewed
thoughtfully on his pencil.
The other rider groaned and settled in for a long
wait.
Eventually Cody finished, folded the paper carefully
and passed it on to Ike with a self-satisfied smile on
his face. Ike, used to scribbling his thoughts onto
paper to make himself understood by the locals, was
soon finished and the paper was handed on to Jimmy. He
wrote carefully, his brow creased in concentration,
taking care over each word. Kid finished the story off
and handed it over to Lou to read out.
"Ready?" She asked and then began. "'Once upon a time
there was a bored Pony Express rider who wouldn't stop
complaining-'"
"Lou!" Cody cried in protest.
"How did you know she meant you?" Asked Noah,
mischievously.
Cody was silenced and Lou continued. "'His friends all
loved him very much but they couldn't stand his
whining anymore. So they sent him on a mission to
find some buried treasure. On his way he found a...'"
Lou glanced up at Noah who had picked up the story
here. "'...a carrot. He thought to himself "I might
need this later" so he put it in his holster and went
to take a swim in a lake which was nearby. As he got
out of the lake he saw a hungry donkey. He remembered
his carrot and drew it from his holster and...'" She
reached the part where Cody started. "‘And shot him
before the poor devils gun cleared the holster.'" The
boys erupted with laughter.
"Well, I didn't know it was a carrot!" Cody laughed in
his defense.
<Or a donkey> added Ike.
Lou continued. "Three beautiful young ladies had seen
the skill with which the handsome blonde young man had
shot the ugly brute and rushed over to him saying:
"That was the fastest shooting we've ever seen in our
lives. You're much faster than that big knucklehead
Wild Bill Hickock -"'" Lou and the boys laughed and
Cody ducked as Jimmy threw the pencil and him. "'"-You
must be the fastest man alive and you-re so handsome."
"Yes ladies, I suppose I am." Replied the brave you
man-'" Lou was interrupted by groans from the boys.
"Oh Cody you’re so handsome." Mocked Noah in a high
pitched voice.
"And so brave!" Added Kid, making kissy faces at Cody
who smirked back at them.
Lou laughed and continued. "The mayor of the town had
also seen the young man's bravery and said: "If you'll
be our marshal we'll pay you $100 a week." The brave
young man said "Alright. But first I have to..."'"
<This is my bit> Ike signed, nudging Jimmy.
"'"- Go and catch a fish."'"
Cody shook his head in disappointment. "A fish?"
"'So he found a river and started fishing. He got a
bite but the fish was so strong it pulled him into the
river. Suddenly he was deep underwater and a beautiful
mermaid was talking to him. The mermaid said: "What
are you doing here?" He didn't know what to say to it
so he...'" Lou reached Jimmy's part and read with a
smile, "'so he shot it-'"
The boys burst into laughter at Jimmy who sat shaking
his head with a rye smile.
"Oh Jimmy!" Sighed Kid.
"Told you it was a stupid game." Jimmy muttered.
"Typical Hickock," Said Noah. "Shoot first find out
it's a mermaid later!"
When the boys had stopped, laughing Lou went on with
the story. "'Then he rode off on his horse 'til he
found a deserted house. He was tired and hungry so he
went in and had a cheese sandwich and a cup of coffee.
Then the door opened and in walked...a talking horse."
Kid nodded self-appreciatingly as he recognized his
work. "'...Who said: "You can stop playing your game
now because the rain stopped ten minutes ago." Then he
turned around and walked out. The end.'"
Lou and the Boys all looked confusedly at Kid and then
out the window. It had indeed stopped raining.
"Why didn't you tell us?" Cody asked Kid in a
bewildered voice.
"I just did." Kid replied simply.
Suddenly there was a general scramble for the door as
the riders rushed to get out in the fresh air and
stretch their legs. The last one to leave the room,
Kid stopped and picked up the story which lay on the
table. Folding it up he put it in his pocket to save
for another rainy day when he could do with a good
laugh, then strolled out into the yard after his
friends.
The End.
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