The Potato Joke
Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally
got
married and had a little one --- a real SWEET POTATO whom they
called
"YAM."
They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the
facts
of
life.
They warned her about going out and getting half baked because she
could
get
Mashed, get a bad name like Hot Potato, and then end up with a
bunch
of
Tater
Tots.
She said not to worry------no Mr. McSpud could get her in the sack
and
make
a
Rotten Potato out of her! But she wouldn't stay home and become a
Couch
Potato either. She would get plenty of food and exercise so as not
to
be
skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to Europe and to
watch
out
for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland and even the greasy guys from
France
called the French Fries. They also said she should watch out for
the
Indians
when going out west because she could get Scalloped.
She told them she would stay on the straight and narrow and
couldn't
associate with those high class Blue Belles or the ones from the
other
side
of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks you see
around
town
that say Frito Lay.
Mr. & Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent her to
"Idaho
P.U."
that's
Potato University - where the Big Potatoes come from and when she
graduated,
she'd really be in the Chips.
But one day she came home and said she was going to marry Dan
Rather.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset and said she couldn't marry him
because
he's just a...
Are you ready for this?
COMMON TATER!!!
