Whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because even though they are very large mammals, their throats are very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "I believe it because God said so."
The teacher said that a book, even the Bible, could not go against biological facts. And besides, there was no proof that there really was a God anyway.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
