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Joey Jo Jo Twisted Top Ten!

Sorry I haven't written in over a week. I've been real busy. Here's a top ten I thought up.

TOP TEN THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH THOSE STUPIDS AOL DISKS THAT COME IN ALL THE MAGAZINES

Are these things just piling up in house? Here's some handy dandy things you can use them for!!

10. Clay Pigeon replacements.
9. A real shiny coaster.
8. Circumcision helper. "Yeouch!!"
7. Huge-ass nose ring.
6. Actually subscribe to AOL.......HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
5. Out of toilet paper? Well..............
4. Cheap frisbie.
3. Use the left over blank data to make CDR games you pirating bastards!!
2. Really dull Pizza cutter.
And the #1 use for an AOL disk?
1. A sex toy with over 1,000 uses!!

-Joey Jo Jo Shigamodo


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