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Triple X
Watch out for the rattlesnakes...
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley) |
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Mrs. Helmsley
Oh come on, how else do you expect Triple H to get out of the
main even at Armageddon? Like he's never gonna get another World
Title Shot....
(Stephanie Mac-Man) |
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Kyle-Pac
One of my favorite guys when he was with the other company. He got screwed.
Oh yeah, & he's Jewish.
(Shawn Waltman, 1-2-3 Kid, Syxx, X-Pac, Cartman's Mom) |
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Pukey-Ass Stan Gun
That's Mr. Ass to you. Trust me people, he's not out of DX,
he's getting surgery, then he'll be back in DX.... Marks...
(Bad Ass Billy Gun) |
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Road Dog Sissy Stan
Ladies and Gentleman, Children of all ages.... The New Age In-laws!!!!!!!!
This guy should quit wrestling and start working for a radio station.
(Road Dog Jesse James) |
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El Queso
Negro
The Lethal Weapon is trying to get over with the fans.
WWF's answer, make him part of Head Cheese (then again, I gues eating
Black Cheese could be lethal...).
(Steve Blackman) |
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Lovely
Lita, not the meter maid...
All the faithful ECWites knew she had, er, potential.
Now a nationwide audience gets to gaze at her potential on a weekly
basis! Chicks with tattoos rule...
(Lita / Ms. Congeniality) |
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Super
Rios
Hardy boys, meet your daddy...
(Essa Rios) |
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Jazz
Survive, if I let you. Or if you just beat the hell out of me first.
(Taz) |
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Pimp-N-Training
At first I thought D-Lo was making fun of The Godfather,
and then I realized, of Jesus, this is his new gimmick. I'm still
not over the shock, for you see this means that the greatest European
Champion of all time is nothing more than a street corner Huggy Bear. I
think that if he's gonna continue this, he should dress up like the pimp
from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, complete with the platform shoes with the
goldfish in the soles. Then he can say he's a better pimp than The
Godfather and have a Battle of The Pimps at WrestleMania. Just a
thought.
(D-Lo Brown) |
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The
Fairy Godmother
You just gotta like a guy who's whole gimmick is based
around "lightin' up a fatty" and "Pimpin' Hoes
Nationwide"
Pimpin' Hoes, it's not only a profession, it's a lifestyle.
(The Godfather) |
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Scotty
2 Snotty
My last gimmick sucked, what else can I try to keep myself
on the active payroll?
(Scott Taylor) |
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Grandmaster
Stink-A
My dad's playin' with The Kat's kittens I stuck dancin with
a 400lb sumo wannabe. Somebody kill me.
(Brian Christopher) |
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Imgonna
Beatchu
Gotta love that pile driver. Nothing funny to say about
this man.
(Rashiki Fatu) |
Cartman Style
a.k.a. The Angry Show
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The
Big Slow
So now The Giant is illegitimate, well that's just great.
Not only is he supposedly big & dumb, but now he's a bastard, this guy
can't get any breaks.
(Paul Wight, Paul Wright, The Giant, Captain Insano, whatever....) |
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Kyle Malenko
Goin' to Texas, goin' to Texas... let me see. Yeah, that sounds like a good true
Texan name. Malenko. Maybe if his name was Bean Malenko.
(Dean Malenko) |
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Uranus
The definition of B@d A$$ Mo Fo
(Perry Saturn) |
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Canadian
Crappler
One of the toughest little scrappers in the whole bunch. The Crippler. Note
the huge bruise on his forehead.
(Chris Benoit) |
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Taco Burrito
Mmmmmmmmm, Gooey.
(Eddie Guerrero) |
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What's
My Angle?
OK, I really hate it when "real athletes" come into the
Pro Wrestling word and try to act. It really stinks up the place.
(Kurt Angle) |
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They're
Hardly Boys
These two scrappers are the new Kings of Match Working,
simply awesome...
(Matt & Jeff Hardy) |
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Kaney
Stop screwing with my storylines....
(Kane) |
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Hardcore
Holly
Enter the Super-Heavyweight
(Bob Holly) |
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Crash
Holly
He dreams of someday being as powerful as his big cousin
(Crash Holly) |
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Stan Jericho
A.K.A. The Y2J Problem
I'm sorry I puked on you, it'll never, EVER happen again.
(Chris Jericho) |
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Gan-Green
Cool gimick, this guys gonna get a HUGE push. Wouldn't it be kinda wierd to
have a Blood Sucker go up against Val Venis? Just a thought.
(Gangrel) |
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Butt-Ugly Dudley
Nobody can insult your mama like this guy can.
(Buh Buh Ray Dudley) |
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Dis-Owned Dudley
Lots of talent, needs to teach the guys in WCW how to get some respect.
(Devon Dudley) |
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Vane
McMuppet
The biggest sissy boy in the WWF today.
(Shanee McMahon) |
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3
To The 4th Power
Ever notice how he seems to have his hands up everyone's ass?
(Vince McMahon) |
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The
Undertaken
Let's here it for the phenom! The phenom? What the hell, this guy has
3 moves, some pyro, and some neat makeup and you call him a phenom? Guess I'm a
phenom then huh?
(The Undertaker) |
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Lard Bearer
Talk about your walkin mental ward......
(Paul Bearer) |
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The Demonic Texan
Yes, you too can go from chap wearin' hick to a satanic murderer in a matter of days....
(Bradshaw) |
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Payuke
From the leader of the strongest African American faction in the WWF to beatin' up jobbers
for the man....
(Farooq) |
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Pissera
Would sombody PLEASE buy this guy some pants with belt loops? We
want to see Debra's T&A, not this guys!
(Vicera/King Mable) |
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Chyna
A little plastic surgery is good for everyone.
(Chyna) |
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The
Big Gay Traylor
Check out this COP from Cobb Co., GA.
(Big Boss Man, Ray Traylor) |
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Stone
Cold Eric Cartman and SC Kyle Austin
I think he needs to do a deoderant commercial, just look what it did for Hogan
& Bo Jackson...... nevermind.
(Steve Austin) |
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The
Rock
I like this guys attitude. Whatever it takes wherever possible. That
& he does a good job at being his opponent's bitch and then doing something at the
right moment to win. I smell what the Rock's cookin.
(Rocky Maivia) |
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Humanity & Sucko
The Picture of Corporate Excellence and foot fungus.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny) |
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Jew (Get it? I know, that was pretty bad)
The reclusive and much uglier brother in the brood.
(Christian) |
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Ledge
Hey look, WWF has a vampire hunter now.
(Edge) |
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Kenny Shamrock
The Most Unlucky Boy in the World
(Ken shamrock) |
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Quiz
I just don't care for this guy, he ranks right up there with Droz in my book.
(Test) |
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Jim Hoss
He's back and he's got an attitude ladies & gents!
(Jim Ross) |
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Heart Breaker Stan
He barfs whenever Wendy comes around, then he tells the world to "Suck
It".
(Shawn Michaels) |
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Kyle Snow and the Head
HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD
HEAD HEAD. J.O.B. 4 Life: Pin Me - Pay Me.
(Al Snow) |
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A-Sexual
Fudge
The Name says it all man...
(Mark Henry) |
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Hairy "The Comedian Beater" Lawler
Meet the guy who damn near BROKE Jim Carrey's neck. Ahh, it was a shoot. Look for
Carrey to to manage someone to fight The King, or do it himself.
(Jerry Lawler) |
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Stan the Stud
WWF's starting to make a good habbit of employing washed up porn stars these
days. Good job guys!?
(Val Venis) |
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OLD2K
Old gimmicks don't die, they just get new tights.
(LOD 2000, LOD, Road Warriors, Bonnie & Clyde, Adam & Eve) |
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Man-Love
this guy has more personalities than I've got graphics.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny) |
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Spastic Jack
No teeth, Lots of scars, Does not play well with others.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny) |
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Crowbar Man
Walking proof that Power Plant failures can go from working at a
gas station, to taking huge bumps. Maybe he was the real reason The
Brain got bumped to Thunder. His wrestling knowledge astounds us
all...
(Crowbar) |
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Crowbar
Boy
Well, little David Flair finally flipped out, all it took was getting pummeled
with a crowbar and getting run over by a Lincoln Town Car.
(David Flair) |
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Vam-pyro
I knew this guy was cool when we first saw him live at the Dome in
July of `98. He used to be a Mexican backstreet boy from the looks
of it.
(Vampiro) |
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Big Sexy, The Giant
Kyler
Ok, I think he now holds the record for saying $hit the most times
on a live broadcast on TNT.
(Kevin Nash) |
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Stan Hall
Just when you thought he was out for good again, the man comes
back and gives you a crotch chop to let you know who's runnin things.
(Scott Hall) |
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Kyle Goldberg
Watch out, he'll dreidle you in the nutz.
(Bill Goldberg, a.k.a. `Da Man) |
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S.I.D.S
This guy pretty much has the same premise as Goldberg, except he's bad and
he can't count.
(Sid Vicious) |
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Diamond
Dallas Trash
Love him or hate him, you'll never forget him due to the 4" gash he
left in your forehead.
(DDP) |
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Mad
U.S.A.
Still one of my favorite women in wrestling, tall
women.......uuuhhhhhh
Wasn't she supposed to retire when she got beat by Akira Hokito about 3
years ago?
(Madusa) |
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Bulk Togan
Do your homework, eat your vitamins, say your prayers, take viagra, buy stock in the
company you work for, take over the corporation, and leave.
(Hulk Hogan) |
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Ham
Ham Jigello
I'd pay good money to see him actually break a 2x4 over
Hak's head.
(Bam Bam Bigelo) |
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Bear
with wide Kanyon
Who better than Kanyon? Well, pretty much everybody,
but Mortis kicked ass.
(Kanyon)
Kanyon without the dumb shirt...
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Dancin' Syxx Spicolli
Whether he's officially Wolfpac or not, they just had to find a replacement for
Syxx and the late Louis Spicolli.....
(Disco Inferno) |
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Flex Luger
Lex joining the Wolfpac, yeah that made sense.
(Lex Lugar) |
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Stink
I doubt he's gonna drop from the rafters anymore...
(Sting) |
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Moanin'
Mona
Did I miss something? Why does this woman have a gimmick?
(Ms. Madness) |
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Muff Daddy
What can you say, he's Buff according to Lori, he's the Stuff.
(Marcus "Buff" Bagwell) |
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Saggy Boy Ric Flair
Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Who farted? While I was watching Mortal Kombat Anialation,
I kept thinking `any minute now Ric Flair is gonna run in and put Shao Kahn in the figure
four'. Didn't happen. My heart was broken.
(Ric Flair) |
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"I'm Always
Hurt" Hennig
Once he was perfect, now he runs around with Curly
"Shane" Bill.
(Curt Hennig) |
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Pukey Juice
This guy is great. Personally I liked it more when he had the mask.
(Juvintud Guerrera) |
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Damn-Ian
Another "great" Mexican star in the LWO
(Damian) |
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La Enforcierro
The best luchedore there is, there was, and ever will be. Let's face it, if
he's not in the LWO right now, he will be eventually.
(La Parka) |
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El Fatty
This guy's got lips as big as Mick Jagger, and the belly the size of a whale. Now
this is a Luchedore.
(El Dandy) |
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Norman Frowny
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your next WCW World Heavyweight Champion....
(Norman Smiley) |
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Sucky
"Frenchie" Pipper
Damn, You Suck Pip.
(Roddy Piper) |
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Wreath
6 months ago he was from parts unknown and had a pact with Satan, now he comes out to Van
Halen. Go figure.
(Wrath) |
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The Unknown Jobber
Can someone please tell me why this guy has a job?
(Lodi, if your too ignorant to notice the hidden joke by WCW. His look is a rip-off
of Billy Idol, spell Lodi backwards. Now don't we all feel dumb.) |
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Jay Leno
Ok, if Malone didn't kill any of WCW's respect, here comes Leno to take up where Karl left
off. The thing is I could make myself believe Leno, but Kevin Eubanks? This
guy can't discuss the subject without laughing. This is gonna suck soooooo bad.
(Mahatma Ghandi) |
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Waco Guererro
Come on little trooper! ¿Necessasitas tu pelo? No, no nesassito mi
pelo.
(Chavo Guerro) |
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Cooker T
I'm gonna lay down by the fire, Sucka!
(Booker T) |
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Wenderly Page
Ok horndogs, you can stop sending the emails asking me to draw your favorite ring escort
in as little as possible. This is as close as you'll get to a drawing of Kim like
some of you asked for.
(Kimerly Page) |
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I See Pee
Insane Clowns on the loose, I'm sure glad Kenny G hasn't tried to get
into the WCW, it seems they'd let anyone in these days...
(Insane Clown Posse - Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope) |
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Rey Broflovski Jr.
You'd turn hardcore too if somebody took away your favorite Halloween costume.
(Rey Mysterio Jr.) |
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`Lil Kid
You see, under all the grease and oil, he really was a good wrestler.
(Billy Kidman) |
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TaKo-Man
The Gordita Avenger. That Tequila Sunrise looks like it would hurt like a bitch!
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(Konan) |
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