DISCLAIMER FOR ALL STORIES
Yo! These are SOOOOOOOOO not true *excluding the ones
that have the words 'true stories' somewhere on them*! FICTION! And, and I'm
sorry if you think that the plotline for You're
Still Screwed is a bit out-of-this-world, but
go figure, the main drift of the story takes place in
SPACE! Oh, but that's not the point. My stories are
weird. I cuss a bit. I do not know Hanson. I am sure
as hell not Hanson. I do not know anyone who may even
possibly know or be related to Hanson. Get over it. God.
Hiya! Well, I finally put a new story up. You Must
Be Trippin' is my latest work of literary art.
Its all for the humor effect...I mean, if you can tell
me that Zac dressed in drag to get away from obsessive
fans ISN'T funny, I would love to hear your out-of-whack
reasoning *no offense* for that. Or if you think that
a stereotypical *that means 'the main of society's idea
of something...not usually true* gay guy hitting on
Hanson is NOT funny, tell me why, cause I need a laugh.
I'm serious, this story is for the HUMOR EFFECT. Gay
people are cool. The character 'Mark' is just a character
to make the story more interesting, and funny, and if
anyone is offensive...oh, just go read the disclaimer.
Also, I have to warn you, I don't write normal Hanson
fan fic. I'm a writer, and therefore I have something
called poetic license. It means, simply put, that I can
write about whatever I want, in any form that I want,
and you can't stop me. Now, when applying this to Hanson
fan fic, basically it means that I write a little bit
of everything. Some stories will be more along the lines
of science fiction, while others are fantasy, some are
adventure, and some are more down-to-earth and more
applicable to today. Just so you know!
Also, down near the bottom are some stories that I have
written that are not Hanson related. They are really
good, so I hope you check them out. And the 'Derailed'
series is made up of true, short stories. Check it out.
After you read the stories, please go here and fill out
the survey. It only takes about thirty seconds, and it
will help me update faster and help me write stories that
you all will like more! Thanks a bunch!
Two weeks in one city can change your perspective. It
can also cause a guy to dress in drag, place Hanson on
a Metro bus, and reveal that appearances aren't always
as they seem.
They got 'kidnapped' in the middle of the night. They
got sent up to fight a war in space. They barely came
out of many situations alive. They came home. Back.
They're telling their parents about the first trip. After all
that, they want to go back!?
What happens when the government gets panicked, and
innocent people get involved?
They've always been on the run...for 2000 years their
family before them has run. But can three sisters, 16,
12, and 4, keep running when they know they won't survive?
Why won't The Haven help them? *non-Hanson related*
