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Tom's ROle Model

Hi my name is Jeff Sawa, and I am a lo-life loser because I...

  1. Live in a condo by myself in Chesterton
  2. Tell people someone gave me a blow-job, when they didn't
  3. Eat my own boogers:-!
  4. Pay girls to go out in public with me (25$ an hour)
  5. and finally, BECAUSE I DRIVE AN '89 IROC!!!
If you are offended in any way, feel free to kiss my ass because you're probably an asshole anyway.