Words up, G!!
Conked
the trees are shaking with disgust
my house is all alone in a camoflauge paper dress
butter is running out of my earflaps
and indians in the snow, blue tarp
(native americans)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
camping at the hotel
my mom
sue-bee honey
too much money in the forefront
Probably something stupid
IQ
Frothy glass of branches and maybe i'm supposed to eat
donkey fat this afternoon.....
CONKED!!!!!
M or F?
Smoking paper in the backroom
Henry felt he had no reason to live
Sometimes he felt like sticking his head in a vice
He found his wife Sleeping with another man
and his alcoholic daughter was loaded with lice
His only friend was his dog
the one they call fluffy
they used to drive around together in his car
but they ain't got no gas money
so they gots to push it around and they don't
get too far
Chorus:Butterfly 3333 come run around with my friend henry
monique' not right for you
kelly's too old
pimp daddy seems okay
(male or female???)
His wife, who's name was clarice,
got a job and enrolled in the navy without him
his son and his daughter died of a staff infection
they caught in arizona
(beautiful place, arizona)
And what about fluffy?
you might be wondering about him
he was caught under the railroad tracks with
good old henry mcflinn
chorus
The Tara Lipinski Song
I tried to find naked pictures of you on the internet
just to see if you were that dirty
you weren't
you're only seventeen
it would be illegal anyway
you're a good girl
I love watching you swirl and twirl on the ice
I love the way your brown hair falls on your shoulders
I love your big............Lips.
Chorus:Tara Lipinski, i wanna meet you
Tara Lipinski, i wanna kiss you
Tara Lipinski, i wanna love you
Tara Lipinski, i wanna touch you
Maybe in a couple of years we can kiss with our tounges, i would like that
I love everything about you, girl
[blah blah blah dave just rambles on and on]
chorus
Bird Party
first flew the greedy pelican
eager for the reward
white wings flailing
then came a silent dove flying beyond pelican as far as she could
a raven flys in as ravens sometimes do
flying higher than the dove
just to show what he could do
a swan glides in to find a peaceful spot
he sits next to another bird to show him what he's got...Feathers!
finally, out comes a crow
the crow is tired, and yawns
and starts to nap
(tired crow)
then comes a mangy pidgeon, i'd like to break it's neck
Stupid pidgeon!!
who will show the way, who will have the key
who will lead to the silver reward?
Shirty
with cobwebs in her hair and some dust in her eye
she never shaves her legs and she loves to get high
she cuts all her friends with a switchblade tree
she's a good friend to you and a homey to me
Chorus:she always wore a(shirty, shirty)
she always wore a(shirty, shirty)
why can't i have your(shirty, shirty)
i'm sorry that i got your(shirty dirty)
i remember when you got mad at us for letting the buffalo in the classroom
i remember when dave gave you the moon
i remember when you left your shirt on the pontoon
(yeah)
la la la la la la......
Chorus
Antonio
I'm on an escelator
i'm not a player hater
and all i care about is pleasing you
my name is tony rocky horror
look out kids, i'm crossing the border
now that we're alone, i've got nothing to do
Chorus:my allergies are killing me and i cannot see anymore
wake me up so i can fill the cup and i stood up for you
long johns, and marijuana
oj tropicana
i bought a pair of wal-mart shoes (hehehe)
louise sold me a can
and now i'm runnin' just as fast as i can
scary girl is chasing me away
chorus
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