Not merely is the title misleading - it's a bare-arsed lie. If there's
one thing this record has it is soul. It has brass too, which draws the
predictable Dexy's comparison you'll see everywhere but the sheer cleanliness
of the sound and the striking purity of the serenading puts me more in
mind of James circa 'Hymn From A Village'. The b-side, 'Motorcycle', is
just as good and brims with teenage fantasizing for one's lot to be bigger,
faster, shinier. It tells the story of a boy cycling into dreamland and
wishing his wheels had engine or could even fly and, shit, how that would
impress all the girls he'd whizz by on the high street. I love those sorts
of sentiments: its the complete antithesis to that 'my car's bigger than
your car' bollocks. There's a legendary 1,000 Violins album from the late-eighties
full of songs like this. 'No Soul' is one of the great debut singles -
such a shame then that it has to be so limited.
It's
to be regretted there aren't more singles like this. By that I mean mainstream
folk records on the 45rpm 7" format. I'd love to have a boxful of little
black frisbies by Kate Rusby, Eliza Carthy and the like. But they don't
exist. That's down to economics I suppose. 'Mainstream' is probably something
of a problematic word too when talking about folk music, but you know
what I mean - this record has Radio 2 and Cambridge written all over it.
And John McCusker too who plays a handful of accompanying instruments
- beautifully as ever. 'Beads & Feathers' is nice in a ponderous, reflective
way. But I must admit I find the bead and feather currency particularly
anachronistic in the same week I joined the masses and bought the Arctic
Monkeys album. That said, 'Farewell To Fuineray' on the b-side is splendid
enough and a damn sight better than some of the other records I've wasted
my money on recently. [I'll name names: The Infadels, Milk Kan, Foreign
Born, The Maybes... and, while we're about it, that last Subways single
was bit Dick & Dom wasn't it? What was that about?]
The
Dartz! side of this split is brilliant: super-groovy guitar playing, strange
trajectories, unexpected whooohs! A real on-the-money deal-closer. I suppose,
if you were being ultra-critical, you might say 'Fantastic Apparatus'
is a wee bit dated; they could be a cleaner-sounding US indie-punk group
from donkeys years. But I suspect they've got a lot more tricks to show
us yet so it'd be foolish to pre-empt. Great song, shame about the name.
How ironic then that we must say the complete opposite when it comes to
The Maybes. 'Stop, Look & Listen' is the sort of track you want bury in
concrete and deposit at the bottom of the ocean. Truly horrid.
Samara
Lubelski Spectacular of Passages
(Social Registry CD)
I
really wanted to like Spectacular of Passages but I'm not sure
if I do. Perhaps after a few listens I might adjust my view and come to
regret this hasty appraisal but I just can't help thinking that there
are others out there who do this sort of thing better. Ladybug Transistor
offshoot Finishing School to name one example. I mention them because
I notice the name of Gary Olson among the credits and I assume it's the
one and the same. We have warmth and tenderness in equal measure, we have
a soft-focus Sixties feel, and we have a range of instrumentation that
melts in the mouth - you name it: baroque flute, harmonium, upright bass,
cello, mellotron, celeste, pianette and clavinette (both of which flummox
the spellchecker). Yet, what this album lacks are memorable songs: everything
is unquestionably pleasant, evocative and beautifully rendered, but nothing
lives up to the title. I'll play it again and hope to be proved wrong
(not least because it cost me £12) but, in truth, I just wish all
those expensive instruments were given the same treatment the violin endured
on her magnificent 'In The Valley.' In other word, flung into the furnace
of her imagination and melted slowly into formless clumps of molten drone
with occasional bursts of glowing loveliness like dashes of volatile magnesium.
I think it's the lack of grandeur in Spectacular of Passages that
disappoints me. With In The Valley I fall completely under her
authority: it is so disorientating and strange I'm spellbound, I invest
my trust, I switch off my mind and float downstream because I feel she
knows what's she doing and I wouldn't want to argue. But with the pop
song format that authority has gone, she floats down from the clouds and
rejoins the crowds.
Jens
Lekman Oh You're So Silent Jens (Secretly Canadian CD)
'Black
Cab' takes as its foundation the harpsichord intro from 'I've Got Something
On My Mind' by The Left Banke (already I'm impressed: one of the great
ignored groups of the Sixties has got a cheque coming). Then comes the
maudlin navel-gazing. The tone jars, it's more akin to The Go-Betweens
covering 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' but the overall combinations
are exquisite, like several flavours on the palate your not expecting
to work but do to wondrous effect. Beautifully depressing: 'I killed the
party again. I ruined it for my friends. Oh you're so silent Jens. Maybe
I am. Maybe I am.' Oh the night and its epiphany! If I wasn't so overjoyed
by this album I think I'd be dewy-eyed with recognition. We all know what
it's like to kill parties, don't we? We've all missed the last tram and
walk home mizzled and sullen, no? Oh well, aren't you the popular one.
Anyway, it's a gorgeous track. I've played it fifteen times in a row.
Good album too all told. There's much going on, so many influences, be
they subtle, sampled, or straightforward covers, I feel I need some sort
of bibliography attached. I want to know about every nuance, every inspiration.
I want to adopt the whining cat from 'F-word.' It's not a perfect record
by any means; being a collection of singles, EPs and so on, it has fluctuations
in quality. But the many highs eclipse the brief lows, and for someone
like me who has never bought a Jens Lekman record before it's a godsend.
Highly recommended - especially if you're into TV Personalities, Belle
& Sebastian and Left Banke samples.
Voice
Of The Seven Woods – An Hour Before Dawn (Twisted Nerve 7”)
This comes in a big poster sleeve of recycled card and fresh black ink,
which I guess you’re meant to unfold and pin on the wall, in whichever
room you meditate, and be mystified by. The Voice, you ask. What voice?
I can’t hear a voice. The Seven Woods. Where are they? Hampshire?
Scotland? Can I pick mushrooms? I don’t understand. That’s
because you think too much. This music requires no thinking. Just chill.
It sits ably between - bearing in mind my limited knowledge - Jack Rose
and Bert Jansch, although they would be on higher stools and have more
expensive strings of course. But this has quality written all over it,
as they say, and if you listen carefully to ‘Sky Of Grey’
you might just hear that elusive voice.
Talking
of Bert Jansch (as I was if you read the previous review), whereas he
fused traditional music with jazz to create new modes of musical expression,
so Be Your Own Pet blend noisy-trash-pop with breathless speed-indie to
produce delightful new advances in brevity. Actually, smart-arsed half-witticisms
aside, I’m genuinely pleased to hear a sub-one-minute pop song that’s
actually listenable and vaguely pleasant and not just aural vomit from
the musically bankrupt. I would dance to this, definitely. Though not
in public of course – don’t be silly, they could be desperately
unfashionable in six month’s time.
Personally, I just can’t get enough of that crazy art-pop sound
and this is one of the artyist-poppiest records around at the moment.
It makes Franz Ferdinand sound like Air Supply. The sleeve, a black and
pink affair, has Metropolis-like Robots on one side and a photomontage
cut-up on the reverse, some half-headed woman with FIZZ, POP and BANG
coming out of her. The label is called art/goes/pop – how NOW is
that? So, having established all the art-rock credentials why is the band
called Ruby Tombs? That’s a goth name. It conjures up images of
vampires, vaults and deathly lovebites. And, as any poet will tell you,
assonance should be used sparingly; you should never use it in your band
name. That’s my opinion anyway. Look at the evidence: The Moody
Blues, Def Leppard… Er, actually, they’re the only two I can
think of but I’ve made me point. Those that can, do; those that
can't, pick fault.
Television
Personalities – All The Young Children On Crack (Domino
7")
There
are some records you love, and there are some you hate, and then there
are those that have you scratchin’ yr head in utter confusion. I
really don’t know quite what to make of ‘All The Young Children
On Crack’ – it is one of the most extraordinary singles I’ve
heard in years. Not in a good way, and not in a bad way – I’m
just utterly perplexed by it. On a very deep, unfathomable level it is
perhaps profoundly beautiful, in the same way that Tracey Emin’s
unmade bed is profoundly beautiful, but you really have to contemplate
hard and forget everything you think you know about, er, everything. One
can’t help but sympathise with its underlying torment: smack, crack,
children on – especially when you hear stories of eleven-year-old
girls collapsing in class after smoking heroin, if such tales are true
and not urban myths (you can never be sure with the British press). Anyway,
this is the sort of stark and uncommercial record that Domino Records
like to toss out every now and again and they deserve credit for it –
even if all such fancies are comfortably financed merely by a week’s
sales in Arctic Monkeys button badges. Check out the b-side too which
finds the TVPs in their romantic mode.