date: may 9th 2002
Hey. i'd like to start off with saying that america sucks. fuck america.. i mean, sure there are a few nice american people.. and while i can only think of three or four off hand.. im sure more *DO* exist.. but for the most part, americans are rude, obnoxious, loud, arrogant, overbearing, pompus, inbred trigger happy yokels who think that they're king shit of the world... well guess what ya stupid yanks.. YOU'RE NOT!Canada OWnZ!.
May 11th 2002
hey, you know what i fuckin hate? people on mirc..
LOTS of them.. especially those fuckin ASL people..
if you use mIRC you know what im talking about.. those dumb shit paki motherfuckers that msg you out of the blue with " Hi.. ASL plz? "... like FUCK OFF!!
is there a sign that says " hey dirty towel heads please msg me and annoy the shit out of me " above my head or somthing?! and if after determining that you're male ( with a nick like |_Joe_| who would have thought it eh? ) they dont leave you alone, they proceed to pester you with broken english... now i think this is what pisses me off the most.. like fuck. i dont go into paki channels and start fuckin tryin to belt out their high pitched yodeling/screetching language, why the hell do they come into english channels and butcher ours?!?! there should be a law against that.. seriously... oh yeah, Fuck all those asshole gays pretending to be " horny girls " too.. get the hint boys, if you dont have a cam, we dont believe you. so shut up and put your dick back in your pants you sick fuck...another thing that drives us *all* insane im sure is people who repeat.. and its mindless things too like " 56 male pakistan ... any horny girls want to see me jerk off? msg me now.. ".... i can answer you all quite easily.. NO! THERE ARE NO GIRLS THAT WANT TO SEE YOU JERK OFF! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! YOU DONT HAVE TO POST IT IN THE CHANNEL 20000000 TIMES!!!!!... i swear.. if it was legal to shoot people...
May 11th 2002
two entries in one day! shocking hmm? but i felt that this matter needed *special* attention.. to all of you aussie people, and other stupid fucks... for once and for all, its a BOWL!! B-O-W-L!! not a cone.. a BOWL! a fucking cone is a JOINT a big fat joint, thats oddly enough SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING CONE!!!
stop calling bowls cones, its fucking gay.. and you only make your self look worse and worse every time you say it....
May 19th 2002
the other night me and my father went out for dinner... we went to swiss chalet cuz its like a block away from our apartment and cuz it *used* to
be a fairly decent restaraunt. note i said USED to be.
Upon arriving at the establishment we were informed
that it was 100% non smoking.. while this didnt bother *me* much due to the fact i quit smoking, it annoyed the old man quite a bit.. in fact he said.. " well i guess this will be the last time i come here.. " when we were finally seated the waitress told us that no alcohol would be served on that evening.. this didnt impress us much either.. i mean hell.. no smokes.. no booze, WTF kinda restaraunt is this?!?! thats bullshit man... i dont even want to tell you about the rest of it.. just the start of it pisses me off enough!.. pretty soon you wont be able to smoke anywhere anymore! somthing has to be done about this..
July 8th 2002
What the Fuck. im fuckin sick of women... bunch of commie fuckin lying bitches!!
like, why the fuck cant girls be fuckin truthfull.. a girl broke up with me three weeks ago,
yet she continued to tell me she loved me untill today, when after three weeks of fuckin pushing
i FINALLY got the goddamned truth out of her.. like WHAT TRHE FUCKfd;pgd';ljcgc
do i have a big fucking sign over my head that says " hey ladies, use me and lie to me, then ditch me
and rip my heart out and do a lil tap dance on it :" ? im sick of women. sick sick sick. you know what ladies?
FUCK YOU! all of you.. every last fucking one of you! its not like this is some sort of isolated incident either..
this shit happens all the fuckin time.. its like i cant be with a girl without her having the overwhelming urge
to fuck me over.. worst part is, im fuckin nice as PIE to these girls.. not a jerk at ALL.. well whatever.
i give up.. im sick of it.. i've come to grips with the fact that NO woman will ever treat me right..
so why fuckin bother. i give up.. HEAR THAT LADIES! YOU FUCKIN WON... now leave me be. im going to
go join a monistary and become a monk or some shit. whatever.