Adam Baum
Al Dente
Al Fresco
Alf A. Romeo
April May (a real person I knew in high school)
Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Lay, Anita Mann
Anna Prentice (an apprentice)
Anne Teak
Aretha Holly
Art Major
Barb Dwyer
Beau Archer
Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover
Ben Marcata (a musical term)
Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)
Bill Foldes
Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)
Brandon Cattell
Bob Apple
Bob Katz
Bud Light
Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)
Buster Cherry
C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)
C. Senor
Candy Barr
Candy Kane
Casey Macy
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Coe
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Chuck U. Farley
Chuck Wggon
Constance Noring
Count Dunn, Count Orff
Coyne Flatt (real person)
Craven Moorehead
Crystal Ball
Crystal Snow
Dan D. Lyons
Dan Druff
Dick Bender (real sports person)
Dick Bush (real person)
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dick Head
Dick Hertz
Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)
Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)
Dick Rasch (real person)
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)
Dr. Beaver
Dr. Butcher
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married Doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)
Drew Peacock
Duane Pipe
Dusty Rhodes
Edna May (or may not)
Earl E. Bird
Eaton Wright and Liv Good
Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)
Faith Christian
Ferris Wheeler
Ford Parker
Gail Storm
Geoff L. Tavish (gifelte fish)
Gil Fish
Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger)
Harry Armand Bach
Harry Balls
Harry Butz
Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)
Harry Johnson
Harry P. Ness
Harry Peters
Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)
Hazle Nutt
Heidi Clare
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Hy Ball
Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe
I.D. Clair
I.P. Freely
Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)
Ivan Oder
Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)
Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)
Jack Hammer
Jay Walker
Jean Poole
Jim Laucher (gym locker)
Jim Shu, Jim Sox
Jo King
Justin Case, Justin Hale, Justin Time
Kandi Apple
Kerry Oki
King Queene
Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)
Lance Boyle
Laura Lynne Hardy
Levon Coates
Les Moore
Lisa Carr
Lou Pole
Luke Warm
Lynn C. Doyle
Lynn O. Liam
Marlon Fisher
Marsha Mellow
Marty Graw
Mary Christmas
Maude L.T. Ford
Max Little
Max Power
May Furst
Mel Loewe
Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me)
Melody Music
Mia Hamm (a real person)
Mike Easter
Mike Hunt
Mike Raffone
Mike Rotch
Mike Stand (a real person)
Mike Sweeny (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player
Minny van Gogh
Mister Bates
Misty Waters (a real person)
Mo Lestor
Mona Lott
Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, though probably not his real name)
Myles Long
Nat Sass
Neil Down
Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)
Olive Yew
Ophelia Payne
P. Ness
P. Brain
Paige Turner
Park A. Studebaker
Pat Downe (a real person)
Pat McCann
Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White
Penny Dollar (real person)
Penny Lane
Penny Nichols
Penny Wise
Pepe Roni
Pete Moss
Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson
Phil Rupp
Pierce Deere
Price Wright (another real person)
R. M. Pitt
R. Sitch
R. Slicker
Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)
Richard P. Cox (real person)
Rick O'Shea
Rick Shaw
Rip Torn
Rita Booke
Robin Andis Merryman
Robin Banks
Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach
Royal Payne
Russell Leeves
Rusty Carr, Rusty Irons, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele,
Rusty Blades
Sally Forth
Seymour Butz
Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)
Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)
Sharon Needles
Skip Roper
Sonny Day
Sno White (real person)
Sue Yu
Sy Burnette
Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me) - (real person in Fairmont, MN)
Summer Camp (allegedly a real person)
Summer Greene
Tarre Beach *
Tess Steckle
Therese R. Green
Tim Burr
Tom A. Toe
Tom Katt
Tom Morrow
Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)
Wanda Rinn
Wanna Hickey
Warren Peace
Warren T.
Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot)
Will Wynn (member of the Austin, Texas, City Council)
Willy Leak (or won't he)
X. Benedict
* Tarre Beach is a real person. She saw this page and emailed me, saying she was born in California where there's tar on the beach.
Someone sent me this: "A coworker whose last name is Naze wanted to name his daughter May Ann Naze but his wife refused."