The Theoretical Brick Wall
Also know as "The Home of Random Insanity"...Oh the randomness!

Where You Are Merely A Figment Of Your Own Imagination.

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps
it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to
the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
~Henry David Thoreau, Walden~

UPDATED 7/20/04...As of today, this site is closed. I am doing some cleaning out of sites and this is the one I have rarely updated as of late. If you want updates on my life, go to my LiveJournal. This site will stay up but there will be no more updates. Thanks!
Laters All! Peace, Love, And Chopsticks!
~Erin~

"You know what 'politics' mean? There's 'poli' for many and 'tics' for blood sucking parasites. So we have politics: many blood sucking parasites." ~Mark Russell

"I have my own opinions-strong ones-but I don't always agree with them." ~George Bush (I have the same problem, Georgie Boy.)

"When the system is working properly, we don't have many complaints." ~Ben Smith, Comcast Cable Communications (:::in bad hick accent::: Well, ya know, I didn't never think about that before, ah nope! :::insert Goofy laugh here:::back to normal::: NO DUH! Paging evil cable company, paging evil cable company- IS ANYONE HOME?! Evidently, no- who says T.V. doesn't make you stupid?)

Things And Thoughts That Are Theoretically Parts Of Me

The Reason Why...

The Art Gallery

Images Of A Marching Band

A Democrat On The Defensive

A Song In My Heart...

Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

Quotable Quotes

Quizzes

My Humble Theoretical Writings

*Under NO circumstances is ANY of the writing on the following parts of the site or ANY part of this site to appear on ANY OTHER web sites besides those made by me! If they are, that site owner will regret it. Plagiarism is not only against the law, its also just rude and unethical. Thank you.*

What Is America?-A poem about what America is to me.

A Visit To Chemical Valley-A story of truth, justice, and, of course, world domination...well...not really.

In The Name Of Progress-My version of a modern-day horror story.

Battle Cry-A poem and a cry.

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Song of Winds~by Mellisa

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DISCLAIMER: This site was brought into the world on January 23, 2002 by me, Erin McDuff. The thoughts expressed, unless otherwise noted, are mine. All pictures and grahics used on this site, unless I say different, are not mine- I did not create them. Everthing on this site is used for non-profit proposes only. I make no money off of any of this. No copyright infringement is intended. That is all. Thank you for reading my disclaimer and good night.

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