You're Obsessed With Orlando Bloom/ Legolas If....
Ways To Tell You're Obsessed With Orlando Bloom/Legolas
1- You search the internet for hours for Orly quizzes just to show your friends that you and him are compatible (guilty!)
2- You talk about him soo much that your friends get so annoyed they start to hate you
3- You become a loner person for the reason above
4- You learn Sindarin so you can talk to him in his 'native' language (guilty!)
5- You search the internet for the sole purpose of finding pictures of him, which u save on ur comp (guilty!)
6- Your computer crashes for the reason
7-You have/are growing your hair out, and dyed it blonde just to look like him (guilty! lol i'm growing it out)
8- You know archery (almost guilty)
9- You've learned how to use dubble daggers (almost guilty)
10- You've practiced going down stairs on a sheild
11- You attempt to be very graceful and try to walk to snow (guilty)
12- You only speak when its absolutly necessary (guilty.. at least in public :P)
13- You've learned how to horseback ride just to be like him (guilty... kinda)
14- You have a tendency to dislike short people with beards
15- You dream of going to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama just so u can sit at his desks (guilty!)
16- You've read soo many biographies of Orly that you could talk for endless days about his life and how wonderful he is (guilty)
17- You officially have your name changed into Mrs. Bloom or sumthing :P
18- You officially change your birthday, so u have the same one as Orly
19- You've put so many pictures of him on your wall that u can no longer see the wallpaper/ paint (almost guilty!)
20- You own tons of sites with pictures of him, or w/ lists like this (guilty)
21- You kiss those pictures every night, hoping they will come to life (GUILTY!)
22- You've seen every movie/ TV special hes been in.. ever (guilty)
23- You own every Legolas thing made (almost guilty)
24- You've put pictures of him onto your pillows and sheets (guilty)
25- You plot ways to get rid of a g/f that he might get (guilty)
26- You've wrote countless, romantic fan fic about him, w/ urself as the girl he 'goes with' (guilty.. lol go to http://neopets.com/~redwall_lover_chic to see one!)
27- You pause when u watch movies he's in everytime he has a close up (guilty)
28- You write down everything he says in movies, just so u can remeber what it was like wen he said it (guilty)
29- You stalk him
30- You send him tons and tons of fan mail, hoping he'll read them and fall in love with you (guilty)
31- You make an internet account called something like 'Legolas's Girl' or 'Orly Blooms Chic' (guilty)
32- You can think of a reason regarding him for everything you do
33- You decide to get a sun tatoo on your lower left ab, to be like him (guilty)
34- You learn to surf just cauz he does it (i will be guilty.. eventually)
35- You get into extream sports just cauz he luvs em (guilty)
36- You get plastic surgury to get pointy ears
37- You fight with other girls who are his fans, saying hes 'your man' (guilty)
38- You change your clothing style to be more 'elfy' (guilty)
39- Before you wear anything, you think to yourself 'would Orly like this?' and if no, you don't wear it (guilty)
40- You become a vegaterian, just so u can be like him
41- You envy everyone in LotR because they got to work with him
42- You create elaborate schemes to get him for your self.. (guilty.. oh, so guilty)
43- You decide to become an actor/actress in hope of working with him
44- You break into every movie set you find, hoping that you'll get to see him
45- You get a custom license plate that has to do with him (i'll be guilty.. when i actually get a car :P)
46- You draw his & ur names in little hearts everywhere you can
47- You put his picuture as your background for ur computer, and kiss it all the time (guilty)
48- You vow to name your first son after him (guilty)
49- You make all your clothes because no stores carry anything that looks elfy enuff
50- You refresh the front page of Lordoftherings.net countless times just to hear 'This is Orlando Bloom, welcome to Lord of the Rings.net!' (guilty)
51- You are sent to a mental instution for obsessing over him
52- You make lembas and set it out, hoping he will smell it and come running to ur house to eat it (guilty)
53- You make a sign that says 'Orlando Bloom lives here' in hope that he will see it, and come to live with you
54- You move into a tree in his back yard so u can watch his every move
55- You get a tatoo that says 'I love Orlando Bloom' or something like that
56- You vow to propose to him if you ever see him (guilty.. kinda)
57- You are sent to therapy for the above reason
58- You send your theripist to therapy because you talk to him/her so much about Orly
59- You randomly say facts about him while talking (guilty)
60- You've read sooo many stinkin biographies about him that u can say his life's history frontwords, backwords, upsidedown, diagonally, etc... (guilty)
61- You frequently start to talk about him out of the blue/ in mid-sentence (guilty)
62- You've written to him and asked him to take you to the prom (guilty)
63- You buy TONS of copies of The Two Towers just because hes on the cover
64- You sneak into premeres of his movies, in hope of seeing him
65- You make a fan club devoted to him
66- You tell your friends and parents that you will only accept Legolas gifts for ur b-day, x-mas etc
67- You have all the pictures taken of Orlando Bloom... EVER..
68- You send him birthday/ Valentines day gifts in hope that he will receve them, think you're very generous and fall in love with you
69- You've planned the wedding b/t Orly and u, up to the utmost detail (guilty)
70- You've hired a professional aritst to draw you an him together
71- You spend all of your money buying ink cartiages so u can print his piccys out
72- You try to convince everyone that he is the hottest guy EVER (guilty)
73- You hurt people when they critize Orly (guilty
74- You go to jail for the above reason
75- You write to the government to make his birthday a world-wide holiday
76- You order a blimp to spell out 'I Love Orlando Bloom! If This Is Orly, Call Me @ *your phone number*' and fly around the world, hoping he will see it, call you and fall in love with you
77- You make countless blinkies/ graphics w/ him (guilty)
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