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The following is a list of the eleven commandments for viewing CRAZY STUFF...

1)Thou shalt not steal our material (please contact us if you really really want something).
2)Thou shalt not be an idiot (sorry, I'm just so damn tired of 'em).
3)Thou shalt eat many good things under a bright sun when thou wants.
4)Thou shalt not stab thyself with a damaging object to inflict pain or pleasure.
5)Thou shalt not do anything described on this site as though we we're encouraging or suggesting it.
6)Thou shalt set aside a second Friday for pure fun(now that's fairly reasonable).
7)Thou shalt dress up as a monkey when viewing our sites, and eat bananas too!
8)Thou shalt not speaketh of that which haveth no answer (any question that begins "why do women...?").
9)Thou shalt drink the milk of a goat while hopping on one foot and doing a rain dance for the happiness of the king of blood rats.
10)Thou shalt not maim the maimed, or further blind the blind, sink the sunken, eat furniture, forget to watch Cheech&Chong, abstain from that which is fun, remember the events of last night, or tease small children without laughing a lot.
11)Thou shalt make sweet sweet love with many beautiful women, and let me be there when it happens.

We will not be held responsible, ever, for anything, till death do us part, Amen.