Favorite Quotes by Cool Mother F*ckers

Collecting quotes is probably one of my favorite things to do. So, guess what this section of my site is about.

Inspirational Quotes

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"I never let schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
-Mark Twain

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
-Mark Twain

"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."
-Buddha

"There are no facts, only interpretations."
-Nietzche

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
-Albert Einstein

""Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative."
-Oscar Wilde

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle

"I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually."
-James Baldwin

"When all men think alike, no one thinks very much."
-Walter Lippman

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."
-Anonymous

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson

"When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choice of a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious, from somewhere within ourselves. In the important decisions of personal life, we should be governed, I think, by the deep inner needs of our nature."
-Sigmund Freud

Cinema and Television Quotes

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"Yo, they killed Killer, B!"
-Scarface, 'Half-Baked'

"Motherf*cker, are you out of your damn mind!?"
-Blade, 'Blade'

"Bubba, you ain't got no legs!"
-Major Paine, 'Major Paine'

'It's not fair!'
'You say that so often - I wonder what your basis for comparison is...'
-Sarah and Jareth, 'Labyrinth'

"Baaaaaaaby Ruuuuuuth!"
-Sloth, 'Goonies'

"BLACK RAGE, MOTHER F*CKERS!"
-Hooper X, 'Chasing Amy'

"I sucked dick for cocaine!"
-Rehab Junkie, 'Half-Baked'

'Let me tell you something about vampires, padre. They aren't a buncha fags in rented formal wear, seducing everybody in sight with a cheesy euro-trash accent.'
-James Woods, 'Vampires'

"We gonna make you squeal like a pig!"
-Mountain Men, 'Deliverance'

"Where we're going, you won't need Eyes to See..."
-Dr. Weir, 'Event Horizon'

"Private Pyle! What is your Major Malfunction!!!!!!"
-Drill Sargeant, 'Full Metal Jacket'

"One minute, your saving the rain forest, the next your chugging cock..."
-Christopher Walken, 'Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead'

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it."
-Ferris Bueller, 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
-Wesley, 'The Princess Bride'

"Just because a f*cker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda."
-Brad Pitt, 'Seven'

"He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!"
-Mr. McKenzie, 'So I married an Axe Murderer'

"Pull that Support Beam, and Bam! That stage will come down like the f*ckin' Death Star"
-Jay, 'MallRats'

"So, I heard you went up against these things before"
"Yeah."
"Wow...What'd you do?"
"I died."
-Ron Perlman and Sigourney Weaver, 'Aliens:Resurrection'

"Psychos? ...Psychos do NOT explode when sunlight hits them ...I dont give a sh*t HOW crazy they are!"
-Seth Gecko, 'From Dusk till Dawn'

"No, we do not gnaw on our kitty..."
-Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me'

"Look, Marge. You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!"
-Homer Simpson, 'The Simpsons'





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