THE BACHELOR VII 04/19/05
By Wendy Thompson

Q. All right A.T., just say what is in your mind. I know you're ready to burst.
A. I know the viewers were asking for something different, this time around, but I am certain no one wanted to see a senseless dating show where the characters are constantly competing for the "most boring sequence of events yet". I honestly have nothing new to add this week about the individuals involved in the show.

Q. What about the dates?
A. What dates? Do you call what Charlie and the women did dates? My lord, and I thought I was boring! LOL. If it were up to me, I would rather stay home and read a good book rather than go group fencing or to a dinner with a tipsy host.

Q. And what about the women?
A. I honestly respect our viewers too much to feed them exactly the same information I did last week about each one of the remaining bachelorettes. They just have to refer back to the 04/11 article to know my opinion of each one of the remaining women and of our lover-boy.

Q. What do you think will happen next week in the home visits?
A. Charlie will be his simple-minded self and charm some of the family members while secretly horrifying others who will cringe at the thought of their "little girl" ending up with this guy.
Who knows, Charlie might even bang his head on a doorframe and have a clear vision of the fact Krisily could easily become a sarcastic nightmare if he ends up with her. It is my opinion Sarah W. appears to have constantly heard, since childhood, how beautiful she is, and is actually beginning to believe it is true. There is nothing worse than someone with an overblown opinion of himself, or herself, since there is no way for anyone to convince these people their so-called beauty is only someone's personal opinion and not a universally accepted fact. Actually, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, as most of us already know.

Q. Tell us about your theory......
A. Ah, every week that passes increases the possibility I may be on to something, but it is actually too soon for me to say anything specific. Have patience! I will give you a clue: it all depends if Charlie sends Sarah W. and Krisily home, or not, in the next two episodes. Right now, everyone's money is probably on Sarah B., but there is more to it than that. If my “theory” is correct, Charlie will surprise us all.

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THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ARE ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.

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