RUSH THE "BRAVE" WARRIOR

"Not me, not me," this young "PATRIOT" roared
"I have a medical condition that can't
be ignored."

"It makes me 4F," he cried to those who
could hear. "I have an ingrown hair
piercing my rear!"

"It's plain inconvenient to fight a war off
so far." He pled to the Doctor who
had wedged his butt cheeks ajar.

"Of course I hate commies, they are the
greatest EVIL that I know, but why
can't some kid from the ghetto
take up a weapon
and go?

"I have a job, a real important job, spinning
45's, at a radio station half owned
By my dad."

"My duties are essential, and I can't be
replaced. Those hippie draft dodgers
are an American disgrace."

"I have a future I'm unwilling to risk.
That's why I thank God for
my PILONIDAL CYST."

"My brother David wasn't near as lucky.
He needed the National Guard to
complete his Nam ducking!"

"There will be wars that I will endorse. I'll
lead the cheers from a microphone
When Republicans use force."

"USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA"

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