Ode To Nick Carter

I'm a Nick Carter fan.
And I've got something to say.
First off, he's not 'Fat' he's 'Fluffy'.
Second, It's his life not mine.
Third, I would never hit him!
Unless. . . . He pissed me off. (j/k)
I admit I got mad when they changed
it from "Heaven in your eyes" to
"I need you tonight". . .
And I melted when he poured water
on himself at the PPV concert.
I'd walk with him on the beach, And
I wouldn't rape him at first site, I'd
wait till the end off the night.
My room would scare him most
definitely.
My poster collection is worth a
7 karot diamond ring.
I'm listening to Millennium right now.
I've listened to it everyday since it came out.
and I'm not yet ready to throw it out.
"Larger Than Life" is still a kickin' song.
And "I Want It That Way" is still my BSB motto.
I've been to a concert and I'm very thankful.
I've bought out Claire's BSB section at the mall.
And through and through I still want them all.
Nick Carter is my fave Street'er.
Now if only he'd see me and say "Damn Iwanna meet HER!"
I'm a fanatic, the worst kind.
I'm not a teeny-bopper, don't dare say I am.
Anything Nick-ay wants, Nick-ay gets
And that's just the way it is.
I may have a boyfriend that I love "faithfully". But
DAMNIT look at him, It's NICK CARTER BAYBEE!!
I won't take no shit from any N'Suck-in l'il fans.
I KNOW Nick Carter is fine in every way.
And Justin Timberlake looks slightly gay.
My Nick-ay don't have that Ghetto Affro.
He looks great any way, any day.
And BayBee THAT'S just the way it is.