WHY!

J-Lo- Why! The eternal question that plagues our society... hehe oh wait, that's not what I'm supposed to be explaining is it?

J-Dawg- No kidding. Did Nick take your brain again?

J-Lo- Well he needs it more than I do!

J-Dawg- That wasn't a nice thing to say.

J-Lo- Who needs nice?

J-Dawg- AJ doesn't.

J-Lo- *LMWO*(for those of you who don't know what that means "Laughing My Wanker Off") True. Okay! Back to the question at hand. Why did we create this site? I mean, there are a million other humor sites out there, why build another one?

J-Dawg- Just because!

J-Lo- That's not a reason.

J-Dawg- Says who?

J-Lo- Ummmm... AJ just walked by with his shirt off and he says so.

J-Dawg- GAH!!!! Where?!?! Oooh Bone! Come to mama baby!!!!

*J-Dawg takes off in search of non-existent Bone Daddy*

J-Lo- Well now that she's off chasin' men (oh, what a man!) I will explain the real reason for "We Swear We're Not Gay" . J-Dawg and I had a brain-child and decided to create this *wicked-awesome* (for those of you who watch SNL) because, well... truthfully? We were bored.

J-Dawg- I couldn't find him, so I'm back.

J-Lo- Lucky me. Okay so I told them why we created the site.

J-Dawg- Boredom, sheer boredom.

J-Lo- So we're done?

J-Dawg- Like dinner.

J-Lo- Since you're soooo witty, what shall we leave our viewers with?

J-Dawg- Brilliant words of wisdom!

J-Lo- Ohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!!!!!!! *jumps up and down (on Nick)* I know! "Live life to the fullest for the future is scarce"

J-Dawg- Thought of that one yourself, huh?

J-Lo- Ummm... Yes, yes I did.

J-Dawg- *Cough*Nick*Cough*

J-Lo- Excuse me?

J-Dawg- Nothin'. *cough*Copyright infringement*cough*

J-Lo- Okay well that was the roundabout way of lettin' ya'll know why we're here.

J-Dawg- Also, just because!

THE END (OR IS IT?.....)