If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If
you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for
nothing
If
you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not
understanding
If
you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a
man
If
you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses
you of double crossing
If
you are well dressed, she says a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull
boy
If
you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love
her
If
you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she
thinks you do not like her
If
you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she
says that's a girl's way
If
you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by
another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
If
you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too
many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If
you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she
thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If
you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others,
she says that they are just admiring
If
you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
Oh God!
You created those creature called "WOMAN"
So simple, yet so
complex
So weak, yet so
powerful
So confusing, yet
so desirable
"O LORD, tell me
what to do !
AMEN"
