"Guess Who's Back"

The scene opens on the WoW 24/7 Television Channel, showing recaps of what went down last week on Ruffhouse. It shows the ending segment as Max is eliminated by Justin Payne, and Justin becomes the FIRST EVER WoW Trivia Champion. An ad plays for WoW Malice this week, with a plug for each match, and the commercial ends.

The scene comes back into focus, as it shows PKA sitting on his couch inside his home in Wichita, Kansas. He sits there with a grin on his face, taking a long stare at the camera. PKA slowly rises up, dusting off his black jeans. He shifts his head facing the camera once again, and begins to speak.

"Grade A" PKA:"Guess..who's..back. Oh yes, you all guessed it it is the one the only, THE former Two time Champion of all of Europe, I am P..K..A. And I have returned, to make an impact on the division I once ruled for a short period of time. I am here to make my presense felt, and allow everyone of my fans, and or non-fans, to get a glimpse of what is PKA. But, for those of you who are not as familiar with me, let's take a little walk down memory lane shall we?"

"Grade A" PKA: "My career has been quite interesting, and had its twists and turns. Its been almost half a year since I been wrestling, not too long. It started hmm...back in December when I joined this very fed..Worldwide Online Wrestling, it went well, I became a two time European Champion, problem is, nobody ever beleived in me. They always doubted me, and soon enough that got to me, it all got right here in my head and I couldn't take it any longer so I took a leave of absense. Well, fast forward two months, I found another fed out there, yeah that wasn't as enjoyable as WoW was, but it was a good fed all around named Triple A. I had more success there, but still ended up leaving after being laughed at. They all thought I was a fluke champion when I won the Cruiserweight Title, cause I lost it just days later back to the very man I beat for it. Oh well, that fed died, and so did my career at the time. Well then, just two months later in July, I became under contract with a well, rather 'blah' fed named Wild Championship Wrestling Zone. Interesting, a new fed. But I was making sure that that time around, I did not play around, I planned to make sure I succeeded and become victorious all the time or that would be it.That fed was by far the sorriest ever, I cannot beleived I even gave them the honor of having PKA in their fed. I was out of there after my first match was cancelled, but, for a good cause. I was not running away like all the other times. I was on my way to a place where I could show my stardome, a place where I knew I could call home. I was on my way, BACK to WoW!

PKA walks over to the counter, and leans up against it gazing at the camera again.

"Grade A" PKA: "I made it clear what I wanted to do, and what I came to accomplish. I am here, and I am here for the WoW European Title. That will come in due time, trust me it will. But first I had to debut, redebut at that, and I did at King Karnage. I planned to make an impact, and I did just that when Quake felt the guilletine leg drop crashing down on the back of his head. Haha, it was a "Grade A" Leg Drop wasn't it? It took Quake out, and caused him to NOT win the match, and better yet NOT become number one contender. I could care less who became the contender, but a snot nosed punk like Quake didn't deserve it. Shoot Starr doesn't either, but still. The WoW fans deserve a European Champion they can look up to or admire. They have that at this time with Rose being the champ..sorta. BUT, I'm not here to talk about Rose or Kris Starr, I would like to speak about my first opponent back to WoW, 'The Quake One'."

"Grade A" PKA: "What a rip off from The Rock. What next, are you gonna start callin' me 'jabroni', or talk about sticking foreign objects up my 'candy ass'?Please! Shoot yo, if you wanted a name, call yourself 'Mean Foreigner Racist Freak', cause it seems that you are just that. You walk around talking how us 'yanks' do this different, that different, and how it should be done as you do it in your country. Listen up punk, you are in America now, so stop bit(bleep)ing about crap."

PKA grabs a water bottle that is sitting there, and takes off the cap, and takes a swig. He puts the cap back on and sets the bottle down. He then walks over to the couch and sits down looking at the WoW 24/7 Channel. Then he looks back up at the camera.

"Grade A" PKA: "I have noticed that you have not said one single word to me. I have been waiting, but nothing has come from your mouth. Its too bad, wait NO ITS NOT. Maybe for once we won't have to listen to your whining mouth of how bad everything is, and how you are better then the rest. In all reality, you are not the best. But hey neither am I, that I admit. Back when I first began in WoW, I was a rookie, still am in ways, but I was hot, I was too extatic, I didn't take time to think of my words and actions. I acted, and felt as if the world revolved around me, and I had to get what I wanted or else. I was a nervous reck, but it was cool at times when I was Euro Champ. This time its different. That's why you need to stop and think of what you say, and what you do and don't do because it will come around and bite you right in the wahoo, if you catch my drift. But WAIT you say, You are probably thinking right now that I am crazy, and you are the best because you are the World Champion of some other fed out there, I will keep the name unmentioned as you mention it in every promo you do. Congratulations Quaker but this is the WoW and its a whole new playground. Quake, that Leg Drop at King Karnage was just a peice of my wrestling ability, you have seen nothing yet. I have gotten nothing but better since I was here last time, and I plan on showcasing how much better I became on YOU Quake! Do you Get It? Because if you don't I will make you understand just how damn good I really am, you will know that I AM "Grade A" talent. You will see how Amazing, how Athletic, and how ABSOLUTELY Astonishing I really am, and oh yeah, how I am ALL..THAT. I'm back Quake, and you are opponent number one."

PKA lays down on the couch, crossing his legs up on the left arm of the couch, and propping his head on the right arm of the couch. He closes his eyes, and grins slightly as the scene fades to black.



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