PKA Isn't Talented Enough?

The scene opens inside a hotel room. Its dark, no lights are on. Then all of a sudden sound come from the door, key sounds. You can hear keys jingling like someone is opening the door, then the door swings open and there stands PKA in his black baggy jeans, his wife beater under the red button up shirt which is now all unbuttoned, and his red hat which is backwards. He walks in and tosses the keys on the coffee table and sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. He flips thru the channels but nothing is on. He turns to the WoW 24/7 Channel, and sees a promo by Kris Starr. He laughs to himself as the 'funny man' Kris Starr finishes up the boring promo like all others then begins to speak as he mutes the TV.

"Grade A" PKA: You know Kris Starr, very soon from now me and you will be fighting are guts out in a Dungeon Match on Malice. You and I will go head to head in a match where injury is not only possible but almost certain to happen. We may never be the same again after this match if its as intense as I beleive it will be.. Blood will be spilled, bones could be broken, but its something I am willing to risk in order to get my shot at the European Championship you call your own. You must let it soak in that when I say I will come at you full force, I am not telling lies Kris. This match, win or loss, will bring out the best in me, and I am not in a lose lose situation, but a win win. If I win, I get you at Ring Wars for the European Title. If I lose, I still know that I put up a fight, and gave you a run for your money. I will know that I accomplished what I want other than the European Title, and that is to be recognized here in the WoW. I will take you out, and if not that, then I will take you to the extreme. How can I show the WoW that my words are true? Going into that Dungeon will be what puts me in the minds of the WoW, and they will notice the match. I will be thought of by everybody once they see the carnage that will go on inside the match. I know that it is still a little ways off so now all me and you can do is speak to each other now. Tell each other of the pain that we intend to cause each other and then go out and do it to the best of our abilities. But c'mon Kris, please do not continue to tell me I am just acting tough, because I will show you and prove to you that I talk alot of smack, but I back it up too. I said I will do anything to win, and I said I will take you to the extreme. I will do everything that I have said I will Kris. Every single thing I have told you before and everything that I have yet to tell you I will do. I will do whatever it takes in order to come out the victor, you understand? You can say that you to will do everything that it takes to win also. Only time will tell which one of us is telling the absolute truth and which one of us are just proved wrong. Who will it be Kristopher? Now that is a question that I cannot guarantee at this moment, but I can say this, I WON'T STOP, I WILL NOT..STOP, until I have defeated you..bet your ass on that. I will do everything in my power to make sure, make CERTAIN that I am the one telling the truth in our war of words here, and hell once again I MEAN ANYTHING and EVERYTHING!

PKA gets up from the couch and goes into the small kitchen area. He pops open the fridgerator and gets out a Vanilla Coke. He grabs a glass out of the cabinet and poors the Coke in it. He then reaches over the counter to some Popcorn bags, and takes one and puts it in the microwave and starts to pop it. Meanwhile PKA leans against the counter, sips his Coke, and speaks to the camera once more.

"Grade A" PKA: I am ready right now for this match to take place. I just want to get this damn thing over with, and move on with my life until Ring Wars when we meet again. All of this waiting is taking way to long for me. I can wait though if that is what it will take. I will wait for the day when me and you will finally step face to face and fight it out. We won't be wrestling at all, it will be a fight Kris, and yeah I bet you realize this. You talked about me not training for the match, but just because I don't a promo in a gym does not mean I am not training. Kris, I have been preparing for us to meet, because I know even though I have the idea in my head that I will win, that you will be some sort of a challenge that I MUST overcome. Once we get into that Dungeon there is nothin anyone else can do about it when I beat the living hell out of you. You will lose blood, I probably will too. People will be astonished as they see me standing over your bloodied body, and all they can do is sit back with hands over their eyes, or cry, or do whatever at the shocking look of your pitiful self soaked in blood, and DEFEAT. Only one of us will come out of that match the winner though, only one of us can be the person that can say he actually put up a good fight that night, and walked out the winner. I will go hella crazy on you Kris, if that is what I must do to beat you. The winner, will be a star. Kris, I am going to show you in that Dungeon that I am that man who is the star. I will show you just how sick I can be, if need be. I will take you apart limb by limb, you will soon see, you will soon see Kris.

The microwave beeps and PKA takes out the popcorn and puts it in a large bowl. He tosses the bag in the trash and takes the popcorn and his Vanilla Coke to the coffee table and sets it down. He sits on the couch and takes a few bites of the popcorn before speaking again.

"Grade A" PKA: We have to go through all of this pain and agony for your belt you hold Kris Starr. That piece of gold is the reason why we will risk our lives. After it is all said and done, while you lie there barely conscious I will be standing with the realization that we will meet again, at Ring Wars, and the result will be the exact same. PKA, takes down Kris Starr 1-2-3, your winner, the NEW European Champion, P..K..A, cause I am THE ONLY person that should hold that belt, you will soon see. I will probably be in some pain but for a shot at that belt it will all be worth it. For the European Title all the pain that I feel will disappear and be replaced, replaced with the image of "Number one contender" for that European title in my mind. The great thing about this is I will be winning a match that I am not even supposed to be good enough to win. Winning a match that I am not even so called talented enough to win. You better believe Kristopher that it will be a great night for me when I DO pin you, or better yet make you submit. Once the night is over, you will have realized that you didn't lose just to an average man, you lost to one that was better than you, and someone who truely deserves that European Title. Kris, its just a matter of time until you realize that I am not just some young punk looking to start fights that I can't handle, I am able to fight my own fights and you will know this Monday. Cause Kris, I am "Grade A" PKA, Athletic, Amazing, and ABSOLUTELY Astonishing! Damnit, I am All..That!

PKA unmutes the TV, and grabs the popcorn and leans back in the couch. He snacks on the popcorn, and waits for another one of Kris's promos to come on before the nights end. Tomorrow, a whole new day for PKA. What will it hold? Only time will tell. The scene fades to black.



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