"At A Restaurant"

The scene opens in a local restaurant just outside of Philly. PKA is seen sitting at a table, looking as if he is just relaxing. He has his Coke sitting in front of him in a glass, and he takes a drink of it. All around him there are people eating, waiters and waitresses serving tables, cleaning tables, and taking orders. It seems to be a peaceful restaurant. PKA begins to speak.

"Grade A" PKA: "Man what a return match that was Monday. I am already starting up the road to stardome in WoW again, with that win against Quake, my awful record of 3-9-1 goes up a notch in the wins column to be 4-9-1! I really messed up a few months ago when I was here, its time to stay on the right track this time. Which means I have to try my hardest, try my DAMNDEST to win my matches. But, after I DID win my match against Quake, a certain somebody by the name of Kris Starr felt it was his duty to take me out. He tossed a chair at me and hit me with a Standing Sidekick knocking me out completely! Starr, you are the Number one contender for the European Championship, and this week on Malice you face off against The Champ Rose. I personally hope Rose gives you an embarassing, HUMILIATING beating so everyone including me can laugh at you for getting defeated by a woman! Then the week after, I will PERSONALLY laugh right in your face, in the ring, when we face off one on one! That's right, I want you in a match next week on Malice, will you accept? Or will you wuss out? Oh and good luck on your match this Monday, you'll...need it.

Now that I got that out of the way, onto my next opponent, Mason. Mason, I do no know much about you, it seems as though somebody you cared for recently had an accident, and I am very sorry for that."

"It is nice that you have returned to the WoW after a little time off since King Karnage. Even though I do not know much about you, what I do know is that you defeated Rage at King Karnage. That is a tough challenge right there, so you must be good.But hey, obviously you are very good, because correct me if I'm wrong..but you are the number one contender for the WoW Intercontinental Championship, are you not? So a win over you would put me even higher up in the ranks, wouldn't it? I think it would, or at least it should. But I really am not totally concentrating on moving up in the ranks, I am fine where I am, I just want respect and to be on the right track. Which is why on Monday in Greensville, South Carolina when we step into that squared circle on Malice, I have to be determined to win. I must go out there and give it 110% in order to take you down. This is only my second match in over three months, over five months since I was in WoW. So, you may have the advantage or you may not. Maybe the accident your friend had and your month time off has put you at a disadvantage, and a vulnerable state of mind. Could it be that this time around in your sort of 'return matchup', you will not be at your best or you will not be at the IC Title Level? Beleive me, I do hope you go out there and do your best, because I have something to prove, I have to prove that I can still compete, and not only that but that I have gotten better as well. As for whatever training you plan on getting for your match against me, train all you want, but I will stop at nothing to win this match, bet your ass on that."

"So Mason, this Monday on Malice, you and me face off. And Just like Quake you too go down 1-2-3. After I hit the P-Krusher Inverted DDT you will be motionless, and you will see why I call myself "Grade A" PKA. Simply because I am Amazing, I am Athletic, and I am, All That."

All of a sudden a waitress walks up with a plate in hand, and sets it down on the table. On it is a cheeseburger, fries and all the fixings to go with the cheeseburger. The waitress then sets down a small plate, on it, is a cupcake! PKA smiles at the cupcake and puts his finger in the icing and takes a lick. He smiles as he tastes the sweetness. PKA then picks up the burger and takes a bite of it as the scene fades out.



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