"Grade A" PKA: Yo, who in the hell does Ichabod think he is? Ichy, listen here boy. I saw that little promo you just hit off, and it really has me 'iching' my head. You want Kris Starr to put his European Championship on the line on Ruffhouse? Are you freakin mad? You think just because you are some top contender that you can go around, sugestion people defend their titles?!? Okay, let me calm down and explain why I'm so stressed here. On Malice I face Kris Starr in a Dungeon Match, now when I beat him I get a guarenteed title shot for the Euro gold at Ring Wars. Now Kris Starr has already pi**ed me off more then once, and I want his a** on Malice, and I want him at Ring Wars! So, back off with your little challenge, because that European Title is sticking with Kris Starr for the time being, at least, until Ring Wars.

"Grade A" PKA: Moving on here, to Morbius. Yo man I saw you replied to me, alright I see you have guts. At least more then Quake did when I first entered. More then Kris Starr had when he decided to slam a chair into my back a week ago. Speaking of Quake, you and I have something in common there, we have both defeated his punk a**. So, that really doesn't mean much, except we both beat some sort of "XWF" World Champion, but anyways. I really don't know why the Powers that be booked me versus you when there was obvious interest in teaming up, but you know what? I really don't give a sh*t whether or not you want to team up, because as I see it, I have to show my fans, and everyone here that I can compete against anyone under any circumstances, including if it be taking out someone I may consider a 'friend'. So Morbster, get ready to get a "Grade A" beating, from the one, the only, P..K..A.

PKA grins slightly, and turns his face towards the television. He awaits his promo to go off the air, and the next one to come on. The scene fades out, to black.