The scene opens inside a dark room. It is a classroom apparently, with a bit of light coming from one end of the room. The cameras move along the floor and slowly panning up as they get closer and closer to the light source. It seems to be an overhead projector, and who is that behind it? It is non other than "Grade A" PKA. He looks at the camera and begins to speak.

"Grade A" PKA: When a plan goes through smoothly there is nothing one person can feel but absolute pride. It can be one of the greatest feelings that one can achieve. Being able to sit there knowing that everything has worked out for you. Executing a plan can be very hard to do but thinking the plan up can be very easy. I think up plans for all different kinds of things all night long. I think up a plan for how I will approach my next match and what I will do to assure a win over my opponent. I try to decide how I can please my fans every single night, and how I can make at least one little boy or girl smile when they see me in action. There is no better feeling though when I look down and see that my plan has gone through completely. When I look down and see that everything that I have planned out actually went through. I feel like I have done something good, I feel like I have achieved something much bigger. Although, things don't always turn out the way I hope them to. Things backfire, plans backfire. That's when you have to get up, and come back next time harder, and more feirce then before.

PKA turns the overhead projector on, and puts the first image on the screen. It is a shot of King Karnage, when PKA made his debut. It is a picture of him flying off the top rope onto Quake hitting a guilletine leg drop. That allowed Kris Starr to then get the win, and become the Number One Contender for the WoW European Championship.

PKA: I made an impact at King Karnage, and to think, I took out Quake thinking that I would get a thankyou, or some sort of nice gesture from Kris Starr. But no, all he did was whine, and cry of how he didn't get the pin on Quake or end his so called long rivalry with him. He says that nobody will ever know the final end of that match because of my interference. Well Kris, you should be happy of my actions, that got you a shot at Rose for the European Championship. A plan such as that was to go well, and be thought of as something of perfection, but no Kris, you just don't have any kindness in you to thank me do you? Let's move on.

PKA removes the first picture, and puts up the next on the Overhead screen showing the Malice after King Karnage on August 5th. It is a shot of PKA falling after Kris Starr came in, tossed a chair at PKA, and Superkicked it into his face. PKA looks at the camera once again, and speaks.

PKA: Of course, you had to get your revenge Kris. The hatred you had produced for me was very visable as you layed me out with that standing sidekick to the chair which bounced off my head. That hurt Kris, and yet, it was all because I helped you. That makes no sense whatsoever. Its nice that you can come forward with your feelings towards people and let them know how you feel about them. Its obvious that to me, you see nothing but perfection. Yes that's right, I beleive that you see me as the better man, and someone who is perfection. I think that you are jealous Kris..Jealous because deep down in side you see me as the better man, someone who can and will take you down Kris and take that European Championship from you. A Win over you Kris would shock you, and you would not know what hit you. A Win over you would somehow mean something for me, and show everyone that I can compete with the best of 'em. You got your payback that Monday, but the next Malice..

PKA pulls off that picture, and puts up another where Starr pins Rose 1-2-3 for the European Championship on the 12 of August Edition of Monday Malice.

PKA: You got your shot at that Euro Gold, and you did your best to make sure you won that title. You did win it Kris, congratulations you defeated a woman for the European Championship. Feel big now don't ya? You are a peace of work ya know it? Strutting around with that European Championship like you really deserve it. For goodness sakes Starr, you beat up a woman! But I bet what shocked you was when after your match I showed up, and challenged you to a match for that European Championship. A Dungeon Match, where I have to defeat you in order to get a title shot at Ring Wars. I will not only defeat you this week Kris, but I will defeat you once again at Ring Wars and win that European Championship for the Third Consecutive time. Pretend like I'm nothing, pretend as if I'm just a fly on the window that is helpless against the power of you being the swatter. Well Kris, the fly is much quicker, and I will fly away, fly around you, fly towards you, land in your ear, and take a sh*t in it! That's what you will feel like at least after our match on Monday, you will feel like sh*t!

PKA takes off that picture, and replaces it with the newest happenings at Random Ruffhouse on Monday. The first picture takes place just after PKA defeated Morbius, and they shook hands. It is of Ichabod getting tossed over the top rope with his fake European Championship. PKA has a slight smile on his face, and looks as if he is about to laugh as he speaks.

PKA: Correct me if I'm wrong, but has "Ichabod" gone crazy or something? Or is it 'the person that is' Ichabod? Or whatever the crap he talks about. Ichy, Ichster, Ichme, whats up with you dogg?! I have two possible answers to the reason you made a complete fool of yourself in the ring with me and Morbius. Reason 1: You spent so much time listening to Kris Starr's annoying promos all week, that you ended up becoming him and had to make a mockery of yourself trying to act like the Euro Champ? Or Reason 2: You were just plain pissed that I mentioned your name in a promo, which I'm guessing that's the one. You, or 'the person inside' of you or whatever the crap, thinks that you are sooo high and mighty and that you are above others. Just because you almost won the WoW World Title a few weeks ago, and just because you have a few accomplishments here doesn't mean you are any better! I used to think that two European title reigns made me GOD..HA! Was I ever wrong. You need to get ahold of yourself, and think about your actions before you do them or I may just have to show you the meaning of insanity..in the ring! Kris Starr beat your ass, and after I beat Kris Starr, won't that make me Two-Times as better than you?

PKA removes the picture, and replaces it with one of Rose and him kissing after her loss to Justin Payne.

PKA: What's up with me and Rose you ask? Well you might say Rose had a change of heart, and she has 'changed teams' so to speak. AT least, thats the way this picture shows it.

PKA looks at the picture, smiling. He continues to stare at it, smiling. Finally the camera man pokes him in the arm and he jumps!

PKA: OH! My bad, on with the little 'Lesson'. Take a look at this here where I hit Ichabod with a chair! (PKA puts the picture on the overhead) When I was trying to hit Starr, he wussed out and couldn't take it like a man so Ichabod ended up receiving the blow. I wasn't planning on this to happen, but hey, it just did. Or did I?

PKA then puts up the picture of the main event, where Ichabod had interfered and caused a Disqualification in the match. PKA ran out and attacked Ichabod, then Kris Starr came out and attacked PKA. Nester and Wafer then attacked PKA as wel. Rose and Morbius then came down to help PKA while Ruffhouse went off the air.

PKA: I think last night I proved that I can hang with the big timers, when I stood up and attacked one of the most recognized stars in the fed, Ichabod. And I will definetly proove that I am a top star when I take down Kris Starr this week on Malice. My plan to win, my plan to entertain, will be accomplished in the dungeon match Monday Kris. Kris Starr is afraid of me, he has to be. Realize that most things said are never verbal. Most things that a person will say is said in actions. See, Kris is, and was afraid of me, he sees me as a threat to his European Championship. That is why he tried to take me out with that chair a few weeks ago. That is why he tried to take me out along with the other people on Ruffhouse. So Kris, be prepared to learn a big lesson on Ruffhouse. That lesson being, that PKA is not just some event starter who nobody cares for, I, PKA am a star and I will prove that by taking you down with the P-Krusher, and get the 1..2..3 Count! My plan will go through on Malice, and it will succeed. Its just a matter of time until WoW calls "Grade A" PKA their European Champion again, and I am the man that has the guts and balls to take you down. Make the beating you get be a lesson learned, let's see if you can pass the test set before you. I know I will pass the test of taking you down with a "Grade A".

PKA stares into the camera for a few seconds, then moves his hand along the side of the overhead projector. He finds the switch, and turns the projector off making complete darkness in the room..as the scene fades to black.