The scene opens in yet again another dark room. It is night time outside, dark, with street lights shining through a broken window. There is a shadow in a corner of the room, as a figure is sitting there. The camera zooms in to see that it is PKA, sitting down in the corner with just the slightest bit of light on a side of his face. With his black baggy jeans on, a button up shirt that is red, and a red bandana on, he begins to speak.
"Grade A" PKA: Dark, small, unknown places..such as this abandoned warehouse here in this room. A Small corner such as this, with just a hint of light shining through. The wetness, the stinch. The feeling that you are all alone with nowhere to go. That is how it will be in the Dungeon match on Malice Kris. Just as you visited your little dungeon place. What, were you trying to scare me? Were you trying to strike feer in myself to where I wouldn't want this match any longer? Don't even try mind games Kris, they won't work on me. You can try and play with my mind, and hit your pipes to other pipes, breaking them..big woop! That means absoluetly sh*t to me! I'm glad you know how to swing a pipe, good for you, good for you for also knowing how to bust one. Let's all give Kris Starr a round of applause, you just entertain me so much! Let's all play hit the pipes! Yipee! That really proves NOTHING to me Kris, just that you like to use your imagination alot. Well imagine this Kristopher, its August 26th, on Malice. Me and you, PKA versus Kris Starr in a Dungeon. Nowhere to run or hide, what happens next? In a way, I am the underdog here you know that I'm sure. Which is why you are playing with my head. Well Kris, you may think you can easily get this win, but I know for a fact that you cannot get it! Think real hard Kris, in your first match you won it right? But, did you win it FAIRLY? Your European Title match, yep you sure won it. But it was against a WOMAN. Your match against Ichabod, yes you won that, but it was not won FAIRLY. You won because of outsider interference by....drum roll please....ME! Tada! That's right you can't win a match without my help, unless the odds are stacked in your favor as they would be when you face a woman. Geez, I guess luck is something you will need alot of Monday huh? Cause correct me if I'm wrong, but I am pretty sure I can't interfere in my own match.
PKA puts his hands on the grown palm face down, and pushes himself up. He stands upright now, and walks over to the broken window. He looks out at the passing cars, and the stars up in the sky. He turns his head to the right, puts his hands in his pockets, and begins speaking occasionally looking outside.
"Grade A" PKA: Kris, you act like a tough man, but I realize that you aren't so tough. I mean, given you are a great athlete, but man the fear shows! I said it once I'll say it again, you wanted to take me out a few weeks ago because I am a threat to that European Championship. I have you on the run Kris, just admit it, you can't handle the Perfection that is "Grade A" PKA. In our match on Malice, I will flat out scare you to death, and you will know who I am, and how damn good I really am. After our match, you won't even want to face me at Ring Wars, so just give me the strap after the match so you won't have to go through the pain in another match versus me. Your promo you cut showed alot about you. It showed that you will stand up for yourself no matter what, and it showed your persistance. You want to win, but you cannot beat me Kris. If, wait not if, WHEN I beat you, that will had been actually my greatest career win so far. Because you seem to be a top star, its just, I am a top star as well. You may find that hard to beleive, but the only reason I am not fighting with the so called 'bigs' is because I have never really shown off my total talent. It will be displayed on Malice in that Dungeon Kris, bet your ass on that! Just do me a favor, sit back, listen to what I have to say and SHUT UP. Words will only get you in deeper than you already are Kris. If you stay silent then you cannot say things to imbarass yourself, or get me angry. I may not come off as a hardcore, hell raising, angry SOB but hey, that is probably not me really. Although, just because I don't live breath and sleep all that crap I just listed, doesn't mean I can't do it all.
PKA pauses for a second, and puts his hands on the side of the wall leaning there taking a breather. He turns his head to the side at the camera still breathing hard, and begins to speak, with a more quiet tone of voice.
"Grade A" PKA: Now hardcore matches can become very messed up, things happen that can change the course of action very easily. Just the tiniest slip can mean tragedy for either person. I know, Kris, you have aplan for the Dungeon Match, and I know winning is on your mind. But keep that thought in mind that one messup, one misshap, one thing that goes wrong or could, and boom, You're mine! You talk about bringing respect, honor and hard work to the European Championship? Kris, I beg to differ. The only thing you bring to the European Championship is sadness, worthlessness, and cheating. Well Kris, whatever you have ready for me at Malice in that Dungeon Match I will be ready for it. Because I will beat you on Monday, and then beat you at Ring Wars to win the European Title for the third consecutive time and bring what it lacks now, Talent..back to the title once and for all! By the time the bell rings Kris, you will be thinking and asking yourself what you have gotten into. You can try and try to break me, but by the nights end, you will be the one broken, battered and most of all BEATEN by Perfection, "Grade A" PKA.
"Grade A" PKA: Malice is getting closer, day by day I will be preparing for this excrusiating match-up. The time to step into the ring and finally do business gets much closer with every passing second. I am ready for it, are you Kris? Are you ready for the blood and the pain? Lets hope so, lets hope so. Kris,I am "Grade A" PKA. That means I am the best, that means I have alot of talent, and that means as I have said in the past, I am Perfection. And Kris, Perfection Kicks Ass! One last thing, wanna know a secret? Listen closely Kris...you can't handle me!
PKA quickly rushes his elbow into the window, in an area that has already been broken. His skin did not get punctured, as his button up shirt is long sleeved, as the glass shatts the rest of the way. PKA looks at it, as the glass begins to shake on the window and he backs away. More glass breaks and falls, taking out the whole window and all the glass that was on it. PKA looks down at his feet as glass falls in front of him. He starts to grin, and laugh a bit as he looks at the camera one last time.
"Grade A" PKA: I can't wait.
PKA begins to examine the now totalled window, which now does not exist. He shakes his head, and checks his elbow to make sure its okay. He puts his hands in his pockets and looks outside at the stars, as the scene fades to black.
You may not realize it, but I have had my fair share of Hardcore matches. My first match was a three consecutive tables match where you had to put your opponent through three tables to win. If the other person put you through one, the count started alllll over. I have been in a "Rage's Cage" Match. Its a Cage with barbed wire drapped across it! In that match I almost got hit with a frickin' flame thrower! I got a big ass splash done to me from the top of the cage through me, which I was on an announcer's table! I came back the next week fighting! I've been in a Brass Knuckles on a pole match too! I have been in Battle Royals, and Royal Rumbles, an Kris, while I was in WoW I didn't take one single week off, I worked my ass off week after week. Then when I went to the next fed I did the same thing, now back in WoW, I am pumped up and ready to do it all again! Let's get this match started! I can't wait! A little crazy whacky hardcore style matches aren't such a bad frickin' idea after all! Do you realize, I AIN'T SCARED!