The scene opens..ON THE ROAD! PKA, making a nice little cruise in his black Rental Car. PKA listes to the radio, WoW: The Music. He listens to his entrance song, nodding his head back and forth as it plays. All of a sudden it starts to skip..skip..sk..sk..sk-sk-ski-skip on him. PKA looks down at the CD Player, and back at the road to make sure he doesn't lose control. PKA looks back down at the CD player, and presses the button to make it open. He grabs the CD, and looks on the bottom of it. He sees the scratch, PKA looks back at the road, back at the CD. He presses the automatic window button to make it go down.
PKA: "Lousy CD. It sucks, that crap is out'ta here!"
And...out it goes! PKA tosses the CD and it impacts the road, and PKA continues to drive. He puts the window back up and continues to drive.
PKA: "WoW was a great fed, their CD, that lacked greatness! How in the hell is my song gonna skip? Oh well, I'm gonna get new music eventually anyways, and XCW can provide it on their CD. Hmm, I wonder if they gon' get a CD with Intros. They should...but damn, that CD sucked. I mean what kind of CD is any good if "The Grade One's" song messes up? It sucks just as much as..."
The words...as PKA touches the stereo to turn on the radio..he hears the voice of Rod Gazinya chatting it up.."PK-Gay". PKA's eyes widen, he can't believe it!
PKA: "WHAT THE?!?? HOW IN THE HELL DID HE GET ON THE RADIO!?"
Are you laughing? Lol..PKA can't believe it, and then it hits him, duh.
PKA: "Wait, PK-Gay? UGH! NO! I haven't heard that since A Year ago in WoW, those stupid fans made that up. Dude, that is old, I can't believe Rod called me that. If he wants to insult me, he should try something a little more grown up, but wait what am I saying? Grown up? Does the Gazinya Family know the meaning of that? I mean, their whole life revolves around sex, and if not directly talking about Sex, they shape words and phrases into sick, perverted ways of saying things. Its stupid. Its almost as stupid as him saying he can beat me, as I listen to his stupid ass right now on the radio, damn how did he get on the radio? Anyways, he thinks he can beat me so easily huh? Well what has he done in his career? He IS Just a shadow of DICK Gazinya, that's all he is. He doesn't have anything on me, "Grade A" PKA. I have been around longer than him, I am the veteran in this match. There is nothing that is gonna stop me from whoopin' him Sunday. NOTHING! Woah.."
PKA almost hit a car..oops. He jerks the car to the opposite side and barely misses it. He shakes his head, and continues to drive down the highway. He looks at the signs to see how long he has until he gets to his exit. PKA is getting a little tired, he is looking for the exit to get to a hotel.
PKA: "And that was close, where the hell is that damn exit?! Damn, anyways, I need to just get some rest, so I can be all rested up for my match Sunday. Rod Gazinya seems to be too cocky and sure of himself that he has a win already. I hear him saying that the Final Devistation is gonna get him with the three Count, well that's fine, It probably will get him the three count. I'm gonna say that, infact, I just did. But I have to make sure he DOESN'T hit me with the Final Devistation, I've been hit with that before last Monday, by Dick. I can assure him that the Final Devistation hurts, but it doesn't hurt if ..ya don't get hit with it! That's why I'm going to keep a look out and make sure he doesn't get a shot to land that crap. If anybody comes off of the turnbuckle, its gonna be me coming off with a perfect "Grade A" Legdrop, and then the P-Krusher."
PKA sees his exit, and sighs with relief. He changes lanes, and goes down the exit. PKA gets to the bottom and gets to the light, it turns green quickly and PKA takes a left. A few minutes pass while PKA almost doses off in the car. He sees a hotel, and takes a quick right into its parking lot. PKA parks the car, and gets out. He grabs his black duffle bag from the inside of the car and puts it over his shoulder. He walks into the building and goes to the counter.
Hotel Person: "Hi sir, how may I help you? Would you like a room for the night?"
PKA: "Actually that's exactly what I was thinkin' when I walked into the Hotel, a room would be nice."
PKA turns to the camera and rolls his eyes. They work out the basics, what price, the size, etc. PKA gets a key and takes the elevator up to the forth floor. He walks down the hallway and sees his room. PKA unlocks the door and goes in setting his bag on the bed. He lays down on the bed and goes up to the head of it, putting his head on the pillows. He grabs the remote control and turns to the camera one last time.
PKA: "This match is just a first in the tournament. There are only four men in it, me, Lilio, Mind Freak, and The Rod-Man himself. Well, I can assure any doubters that I will do something never done before, Win a World Heavyweight Championship. Actually, I'm gonna defeat a Gazinya as well, that's what I'll do. I'm gonna have a ball once I win that belt, become the first XCW Champ, that is gonna be awesome. I may not seem like Championship material, at least not World material. But still every Fed must have a champion, and I see myself being that man. Is it possible? Yeah, sure. Can I do it? Maybe..I guess we will just have to wait and see if faith is true Sunday, if I can pass this with a, 'Grade A'..."
PKA pushes the ON Button and the TV Comes on. PKA flips the channels a few times, and ends up dosing off there on the bed. The Camera focuses in on the TV as the scene fades to black.
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