PKA Awakes

The scene opens in the hotel room where PKA lies on the bed still. The TV is on, and PKA begins to move and awake. He looks towards the TV, rubbing his eyes, and Rod Gazinya is on the Television!

PKA: "Ugh, now what is up with that? Radio, now TV. Sheesh."

PKA drowsily watches the promo where he sees Dick and Frankie Gazinya. PKA can't believe Dick is back, and he can't believe how Frankie let himself go. PKA sits there bored as hell waiting for it to end. When it does, finally, PKA gets up and...goes to the bathroom.

PKA: "Excuse me.."

A Minute later he walks out and walks over to the window looking out it. He speaks.

PKA: "Well, Rod Gazinya has spoken again. Oh ...boy. Doesn't that just make you wake up feeling great? I know one thing, it doesn't. My day is gonna suck now because of seeing him at the crack of dawn..."

PKA looks at the clock..

PKA: "err..noon. But I'm gonna pay him back at Exertion when I make his whole life hell in that match. He may be able to ruin a day for me but I can ruin a match, a night, and a whole week after for him. Just as Ricko said, I have never won the big one before. That's correct, I never have. And I probably shouldn't but if I do then I am just fine with that. I know I will do my best in this match and make sure that I come out a winner. Rod Gazinya, you think you can just walts on in here to XCW, and take away my fame? I WAS the Top Star here when you arrived, and I STILL AM! Unless there is some talent unseen, but right now, I am better than you. You talk about how you are more agile that Dick, well thats fine and dandy, woopdeedoo, yeehaa. WHO CARES? Have you ever seen me do any high flying? Probably not, because its very rare I face small wrestlers. But last week in my match with The Ringmaster, did you see me fly off of that turnbuckle and knock him totally down with the shooting star splash? Huh? Did ya? Did you see me dropkick him through the ropes? I am a better wrestler than you, with power AND high flying maneuvers. I'm like the Enigma, you never know What I may do next. I can assure you that you won't see it coming when I beat you so badly that Big Frankie and Small Dick will feel it! The Whole Gazinya family tree is gonna feel it Boy! You need to get a reality check, because only a total psycho like yourself would believe they could beat me. I know I'm not unbeatable, but against you Rod, I think I'll do just fine.

PKA backs away from the window and walks over to the bed, and sits down on it. He reaches over a bit on the floor, and picks up his shoes. He begins to put them on, right foot first, and speaks into the camera.

PKA: "You wanna correct me? Just because I messed up your stupid ass move's name? Shoot man, who gives a flyin' f-.. well.. who cares what its called? I mean, you say how you are going to hit the Total Devastation on me? Man PLEASE! You can TRY, but I won't let you. You can talk your crap and continue to try and make me nervous by showing off your cousin Frankie. I know what you are doing, just because you don't say it I know what you are doing. You make him go in your promos and talk about how bad ass he is, so I will get intimidated. Well hell, Its not gonna bother me. I am goin' to be one hundred percent concentrated on this match whether you believe it or not. The World title means to much to me, and I'll be damned if I get dicked out of winning this match or the next. Get it? See what I did there? Anyways.."

PKA puts the other shoe on, grabs his bag, and walks out the door. He takes the elevator..

PKA: "Like I was saying, anyways, the fact still remains that I want to win this match, so do you. Who is gonna win? ME! That's who! How? Its as simple as One-Two-Pee..err Three, yeah. Do you know why? Because its..My Time!"

PKA gets to the main floor, and goes to the counter. He checks out, and pays his bill. He goes out of the hotel and gets in his car. PKA will hit a McDonald's before heading on to Houston, which isn't too far away. The scene fades to black as he is getting into his car.


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