oooh megan what jokes have we got?? lets go waaaayyy back to the 6th grade: wElL sLaP mY aSs AnD cAlL mE cHaRlIe!! hehe charli spanx! ~~~ mall trips r the best, cept when the same weird but hott guys keep showin up...everywhere. ~~~ we gotta be sure not to run into those old crabby jcpenney's saleswomen!!! and when we decide to go bowlin across the street afterward, shoot for a score of 69 ~~~ which reminds me...u know how many calories u can gain givin head? 36! now wouldnt it b great if a starving person just blew a guy everynow and then to stay alive? lol great for the guy newho...so basically if everyone was to give head about 55 times a day they'd receive the required number of 2000 calories per day!!! (lol it was nathan and colleen's idea too, alright this is what we DO at collegiate!) and wouldnt u know it 55 is the playboy bunny number....we just figured out a mystery as to WHY they picked 55!!! hahaahaa ~~~ walkin thru the drive-thru @ mcdonalds...but not gettin nefood...gotta try the cardboard car idea! i dun think the sound affects work on their own *putterputter-honkhonk*mommy i wanna happy meal!* ~~~ and if u ever start thinkin about doin drugs, just think about the totally caucasian dude @ mcdonalds actually DRIVIN thru the drive thru, but was dumb enuff to hang out the side of the car w/the door wide open goin: *~*MaMaSiTaaaaaa...*~*--all i gotta say megsie is 'HOPE, NOT DOPE! i dun need the weed, so U DONT NEED THE WEED EITHER!' world civ used to be fun...til coach smith turned evil! haha usin ur shoe as a paper weight!! weaver's insane, but his talks are nice! CRIPPLE!! i loooooove yooouuuu...i honestly looooovvve yoooouuuuuuu!! hehe! you're sucha kleptomaniac! u still owe me like 2 more pens and my bracelet! the parmesan cheese and the bread incident was hilarious! 'hey caitlin how's it goin?' 'nothing!!' lmfao...addison is a cutie! lol we stalked him at fat jimmy's...he so boring online tho!! rahh! hehe! tha ballard beater babes! 'uhh this tropicana twist doesnt taste right...' tha whole easern game! goin to wendys subway baskin robbins and arbys all in like 15 minutes lol, and still wantin to go in kroger! struggling to survive coach smith's world civ...peanut butter and graham crackers! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HARRY POTTER PARTY IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!! lol which it prolly will b b/c no one will talk to me afterwards...except mebbe jenn and you lol! <~~~ that ROCKED yea buddy lets have another one next year!!tha wagon ride to amandas! dun go riding in antique convertibles w/my brother's friends, nothing good can come of that...police and stolen bowling shoes! i hate you so much i love you!! goggles...you'll LOOOOVE your goggles!! flintsones...eat the flintstones!! purple orange and green ones...then the dino's...have a heeeaaalthyyyy dayy!! cup games!! pantsing eachother lmao! my WEIRD dreams about vanessa carlton, thugs, pumpkin pie, english projects, and johan on drugs! u have a stalker....but *she didnt say anything about homework!!!* mwahahaha you know you love me!! jen-nayy ah luhv yew jen-nayy!!! mwahah luv veronica! haha chris and his kermit the frog voice that was great...'were gonna rape you.' "can i have fries with that?!"~*~yea mom we're in the bathroom...GO BALLARD!! lolol!
