Quotes!
alright i just got this book of SpongeBob-isms and got the urge to put em up on my site! then i decided i'd add a few more from other ppl...enjoy!
SpongeBob Quotes
Plenty of Fish in the Sea...SpongeBob on Relationships:
"This is great, Squidward! Just the three of us. You, me...and this brick wall you built between us."
"This isn't just any ordinary ol' handshake! This is a friendly handshake!"
"Winding up with no one - Is a lot less Fun - Than a burn From the sun - Or sand in your buns."
Mollusks are People Too!...SpongeBob on Snail Care:
"You know what they say, Gary, 'Curiosity salted the snail.' Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk."
"You need to take Gary on a walk twice a day. His leash is in the closet. In the morning you've got to wax his shell and massage his eyes."
SpongeBob ScaredyPants...SpongeBob on Fear:
"At least I'm safe inside my mind."
If I close my eyes, it doesn't seem so dark."
Patrick: "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."
SpongeBob: "I'm scared."
Patrick: "Then I'm going in...for you!"
Oh, Barnacles!...SpongeBob on Failure:
Patrick: "Where are we, SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob: "Rock Bottom."
Patrick: "What's that smell?"
SpongeBob: "That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat."
"Help! I'm hooked!"
"There is no Plan B! No Plan B!
SpongeBob on Vanity:
"Look at me...I'm naked!"
SpongeBob Fry Cook...SpongeBob on Career:
"Welcome aboard! Here at the Krusty Krab, YOU are the captain...and I, a mere cabin boy."
TO DO List:
___ Go to work.
___ Go to work.
___ Go to work.
"This is more fun than double overtime at the Krusty Krab!"
"Time to get some rest. I don't want to look tired for my Employee-of-the-Month photo."
"The perfect patties are made with love, not magic."
A Friend in Seaweed is a Friend Indeed...SpongeBob on Friendship:
"No, you can't pop him! He's not just a bubble! He's a bubble buddy! He's my friend, and I love him!"
"As long as these pants are square and this sponge is BOB, I will not let you down!"
Unsinkable!...SpongeBob on Self-Esteem:
"I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed."
"Now, I learned a lesson
I won't soon forget.
So listen up and
you won't regret.
Be true to yourself,
don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants!"
"Sticks and stones may clog my pores, but names will never hurt me!"
MuscleBob BuffPants...SpongeBob on Fitness:
"I start out with twenty raw eggs every day, but that's just me."
"This working out thing isn't working out."
"A sponge has got to look his spongiest."
The Art of Being SpongeBob...SpongeBob on Motivation:
"Don't give up, Patrick! This time I've got something I know you can do! We're going to...open a jar!"
"BE the net!"
"Don't be a stick in the sand."
Nautical Nonsense...SpongeBob on Life in Bikini Bottom:
"This really IS your best day ever."
"Oh, tartar sauce! I'm going to a different dream."
"C'mon, crack of dawn! Start cracking!"
"Did I do something funny?"
Other People on SpongeBob:
"How many times do they say 'butt' in this show?" -Natalie on SpongeBob SquarePants the TV show
"SpongeBob is very sponge-y." -Keeley on SpongeBob the sponge
Other random quotations i just dont feel like categorizing...hehe
Random Quotes
"So you all are 'were'...you aren't 'are'." -boob-obsessed pothead friend of Todd's on Natalie's relationship with Todd
"I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll!" -white trash dude at the Sidewinder in 'Ghost World'
"You have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!" -Chandler to Joey from Friends
"If I could go back in time and do it again...well, I wouldn't." -Rachel on her relapse with Paulo in Friends
"If you're still in control, you're not going fast enough!" -Me on skiing safety...hehe
"Life's a mountain, not a beach." Whistler/Blackcomb Ski Resort Bumper Sticker, and my personal philosophy
"This is the Upper School. It's not supposed to be fun." -the Brundge, my history teach on the fun factor of my prep school
"If you want something you've never had before, you must do something you've never done." -from the back of a shirt i saw at a track meet
"i certainly dont feel like [i need any old guy] and no girl should because we are all beautiful just the way we are and we dont need men except to reproduce more copies of our wonderful selves...heehee!" - my wonderful best camp friend sara on the idea of a girl's dependence on a boyfriend
"i know we were dancin around 'turnin on' household appliances for like 30 min lol" - me talkin to megan, reflecting on what we used to do for fun saturday nites lmfao
"we can make beggs and acon!" - keeley havin a *moment* @ target
"a guy has to fit into you like a substrate to an enzyme." - dorin
"did he chew you out?" - ben
"no he didnt eat me out!" - dorin
keeley's and my pickup lines we made up for the hott kroger guys:
"hey baby you can push my cart!"
"check me out anytime!"
"come and bag my groceries!
"i hate parents sometimes...they can just buuuurrrrn..." - natalie renting on parents lmao
"little kids are creepy..." - mr. weaver our choir director on...well yea you guessed it little kids!
"good nite, sleep tight...don't let the vanessa's bite!" - megan to me lol
"i gotta stop hangin around you funny people until i get my ass back!" - megan about her lack of ass-ness lmao...whoops!
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