Suck Ass Loser Poems*
Here's the Poems!
I saw Bakken puke
I looked in the toilet, and
I saw a rat head
I heard a rumor
the sometimes Jews puke rat heads
I guess that it's true
I saw the rat, too
he eats like Ozzy Osbourne
he leads the daemons
Alan wears his hat
It is quite quaint and Jewish
Jews have webbed fingers
Lincoln Shirk-Heath nude
what a sight to see him nude
His mom is nude too
Lincoln has left us
He rides atop a centaur
His name is Guildor
Lincoln went to town
Then he's going to Tibet
he's really a girl
My new policy:
"Friends don't let friends be Lincoln"
I need no third line
Lincoln wears earplugs
Noise make lincoln's head explode!
Lincoln no like light
Today is your last
We will take you and kill you
I'm sorry Sinbad
*any resemblence between the fictional characters in these poems and any real people is strictly coincidental. Any personalities or names used are random. For example, the "Lincoln Shirk-Heath" mentioned in one of the above poems is in no way intended to be about a person named Lincoln Shirk-Heath
Reasons these people suck