Penguin Survival Page
The Penguin Prayer
Let me reach down and find within myself
the power to raise above the
warmness of all antipenguins. I know I am
not as Bobily as I claim, sometimes,
but Bob wash my sins away with your cold necture
, and give me the power
to climb that next hill.
In Cherry Pops name we pray. AMEN
You have set out on a jonery to find yourself. Welecome
to the religion that never stops taking you down. There are a few things you
need to remember before you set out showing the world just how Bobily you are;
First, never let anyone convince you that what you believe is false: tell them
that Bob has saved you from a very warm place and that you are thankfull!
Second, always believe in yourself and stand up for Bob, never let anyone
use Bob's name in vein.
Third, Believe in the Penguin Bible, for ir is the written gospel, and every
word it contains is the truth.
Know let us walk you into the Bobhood that you desire!
Ok know that you are ready to accept Bob you need to suit up into your
antibob armor(being thing to pervent antibobs from getting you).
There are a few minute things you need to do for this
First, say I am a Penguin se7en times, while in Anatarica with a penguin tucked safely
between your legs.
Second, spin around ten times, tap your feet together and wish real hard
for something until you get that speical feeling!
Third, start your own handy dandy collection of the Penguin Bible, by sending
your E-mail, Name, Age, Gender to the mail at the bottom
Forth, Capture a fat women tie her up, and whipcream her whole body(don't
be cheep and spead it around). Then put cherry on top and cut the rope.
5th, Send a 00.50 donation to the c7p!
Know that you are all suited up, you are ready to start preaching the gosple
get off the comp. and tell your freinds!
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