These are our true stories. Yes, stories that actually have happened to us! This page will be updated as we have more things happen to us!

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The Funnel Trick

Hey Lindsay P, remember when Tim (our old youth pastor and good friend) pulled that stunt on me?!
Haha... you mean the funnel trick?
Yeah...see, people, we were in the kitchen playing with quarters, like putting one on your elbow and then catching it quickly...
when Tim suggests a new game with the quarters, right Lindsay P?
Yes, so then Tim asks Lindsey H if she can put the small end of a funnel down the front of her pants, and put a quarter on her forehead. Then drop it into the funnel.
Yes haha and like the doof I am, I did it!
I knew what Tim was doing, but he made me promise not to tell her.
So, I didn't!
So I put the funnel in the front of my pants...leaned back my head and placed the quarter on it, then I tried my best to get the quarter in that funnel!
Tim was pretending to drink a glass of water. As Lindsey H was attempting to do this, she missed right as Tim was about to pour the water into the funnel. But, she didn't catch him.
Yea lol..then as I leaned back my head and put the quarter on top of it I felt water stream down my pants!
As soon as this happened, Lindsey H drops to her knees and put her face to the floor without making a sound. Tim thought he just crushed this girls heart. But Lindsey lifted her head up, gasping for air from laughing so hard.
She was a good sport! Even thought afterwards she hit me when she found out that I knew about it and didn't tell her.
Hahaa he got me good! I still can't believe I fell for it!
Yep, we had to chunk those pants in the dryer. Haha

The Kaleidoscope Trick

I also remember the prank that Tim got both of us with. Remember the kaleidoscope trick?
Haha yeah! He said "hey this kalidoscope looks cool when you put it up to your eye."
Yea... and this is like the oldest trick there is, but we fell for it. So after he told us to look in it, I looked in it first! As soon as it touched my eye, I realized what had happened. I said, "No! I can't believe I fell for it!"
I feel a little embarressed about this but I'm gonna tell you anyway, I took the kalidoscope after Lindsay had looked through it (I was there the entire time) and put it up to my eye and I didn't see anything, so Tim says... "Try the other eye!" and I did!
Haha... yea Lindsey H was in her own little world or something, so she did not see that they were laughing at me and I was holding my hand over my eye while handing her the kaleidoscope... But Lindsey H puts it up to her other eye and looks. Then we all just started laughing so hard.
I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and I had two circles of ink around my eyes!
Yes and I had one around mine... It was a big laugh. We took it well, even though we felt incredibaly stupid, WE TOOK IT WELL!

The Spinning Bat Game

Remember at camp when they made us play that game where you run to the bat put your head down on it and spin many many times!??
Oh, how could I forget?!?! I hate that game.
I know why you hate it too!...I remember quite well...you ran, you spun, and then you fell!
No! That was embarrassing! See what happened was... we were at youth camp, and we were on teams. We were supposed to run to the bat, spin like 20 times, and then run back and tag our team memeber.
Yeah I remember
Well when I did it ... That guy, Justin, was SUPPOSED to be keeping count of how many times I was spinning, but he wasn't...I think he did it on purpose! So then finally I just took of running.
Hahaha it was so funny! Everyone started to laugh.
Yes... they were laughing at me! Didn't even ask me if I was ok...I could have been unconcious, but they would of never known! I didn't just fall, I drilled into the ground with my head!!! It kinda hurt too.
Lol! Oh the memories
Yes, they are wonderful!

Our Prank!

Well even though people have laughed at us and pulled pranks on us, we have had our share of pranks too. Remember that time also at camp when me, you, Shiloh, Cheyenne, and Tammy decided to prank the guys?
Oh yeah! That was so great! I remember we were sleeping in tents..guys in one tent girls in the other. Us girls stayed up alllllll night planning this attack!
Haha yes!... The plan was to get up really really early and tie the boys' tent shut, so they couldn't get out, then bang pots and throw stuff at the tent to wake them up!
So we did! We even put liquid dish soap right in front of the tent door so that when they figured out how to get out of our trap they would step into a gooey mess!
Haha ... and we rolled Justin's car and put shaving cream all over it. Haha and it had rained that night, so as we were banging pots, we were also shaking the tent and water was pouring through the tent on them! They were so scared!
Hahaha yeah that was so much fun!
But we did not get Tim though, because he got up earlier than we did... we still haven't gotten Tim back for all the times he has done stuff to us. But one day when he is least expecting it, we will get him good. Muahahahaha!!!
Yes, yes we will!

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