All About Megan *aka* Edge's Gothic Goddess

Me, AKA Megan…

Wow, me, I get to write something on myself for once. Hmm… where to start? Okay, I’ve been watching wrestling for 7 years, I hate Terri Runnels, and the Undertaker. I have a split personality… only slightly and I started doing it on purpose and now it is just habit. Men’s clothing is more comfortable, so if you come to my house late at night and I come to the door in boxers and a tank top, do not I repeat do not be alarmed. I only cross dress on weekends… J/K. But I do wear men’s shirts and boxers and socks and shoes. The only reason I wear men’s socks and shoe’s is because my gene pool sux! I have size 11 men’s feet. (I should have bound them, I know.) All I do is write, walk, work, and watch old OMEGA tapes over and over again…. Mmmm…. Shannon Moore… I love the creature that lives beneath the stairs (my cat) and I hate the creature that craps in my bed (that damned Guinea Pig) I have a sick, sick, sick sense of humor and I even gross out James Matthews. Now that’s a feat! Ask Ally! I refuse to date until I graduate from high school… ugh. 2 years…. *Shudder* English and Social Studies are my best subjects. Math and… well, Math is my worst subject. Good thing I don’t want to be a pediatrician. Lol. I’ve been told I’m funny, cute, and a complete idiot. I dress like Jeff Hardy to peeve my friends off… fishnet stocking’s on the arms and all. I am NOT as obsessed as the girl who begged Jeff Hardy for his gum (already chewed) and got it! I don’t care what Ally, Sarah, Holly, Robin, Chris and any other of those stupid ingrates say! Scotty 2 Hottie is the cutest little thing! Jeff, Matt, Shane, Nash, Adam, Jay, RVD and any other hot wrestlers kick. No, not The Rock. I’m totally out of my mind because I try to emulate wrestling moves on a diving board, and mimic Jeff Hardy, talk about a bad idea! I’m sweet and innocent… or am I? I try to be nice though I have the temper of a gelded boar. I have a collage of Jeff, Matt, and Amy on my wall that is 8.5 feet across and 7 feet up and down there are 74 fair sized pics in it. Basically, you know how people say they don’t want to go outside at night cause they are afraid? I’m what the fear.

Quickies:

Fav colour: (Yes, I am Canadian. No, I do not say eh!) Metallic blue/green

Fav animal: Tiger!!!!

Fav cartoon: SIMPSONS!! THEN WINNIE THE POOH! I don’t like the ones with the narrator though!

Fav food: Pizza………….

Hottest guy not in the WWF: Rob Lowe or Shannon Moore (If Shannon Moore wrestles in the WWF I have been missing a LOT of episodes!)

Fav song: Arm’s Wide Open – Creed

Fav band: Creed… then Linkin Park, then Our Lady Peace, then Weezer, then The Offspring!.. Oh, and Smashmouth… Ozzy ain’t bad, but he kills puppies…

Pssst! Wanna know to whom I tell all my dirty, dirty secrets to? My diary!

Profile:

Full name: Megan Amy Riordon… AKA DemonSapphire and Edges’ Gothic Goddess

Height: 5’7”

Weight: … *mumbles* 145 lbs…. If you MUST know!

Hair: I have a little secret… I have taken up Jeff Hardy’s hair dying habits… right now, it is red with purple and blue streaks…

Eyes: Green and Red… don’t ask, I told you I have a messed up gene pool. *Says in a Ralph off the Simpsons voice* I have Christmas eyes! Lol. I have a slightly up turned nose… see why people call me cute? They call me a fricken Pixie!!! I’m Irish damnit! I should be a Leprechaun!

I’m highly eccentric, and when people at my school (James) say the Hardy Boyz suck, I throw them in the creek that runs through, yes through, my school. Hehehe…

Oh! Have I mentioned that my other nickname is ‘the bitch from hell’? People call me skittles cause of my hair and because if they don’t I kill them…. Tried to tell you all I was obsessed… no one listened.

Pop is the drink of the Gods. Mostly Pepsi and A&W Root Beer.

First thing that comes to mind…:

Thongs: EVIL!!!

Matt: Imp

Amy: courageous

Ally: 2 words… DUMB and ASS, lol.

Z95.3 (Radio station): Too many commercials but kicks @$$ basically.

Plastic pants: Chris Jericho… Hehehe…

Attitude problem: Me

Jazz music: 100% boring crap! Hear that Alicia!!!?

The unholy maggot that feasts on the human soul: My dog.

You are probably all getting bored of hearing about my stupid, potentially wasted life so I’m going to give you all a break and just continue writing and stating my f**ked up opinion on the message board. Hehehe… Beware, take care, cause the freaks come out a night… -Edge, well, part of his speech anyway…

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