Chapter 1

"It's warm for late October, isn't it?" asked Monica as she wiped the sweat from her chest.

"Yeah, but it'll be cold after tonight. After all, we are going to Spook Woods." said Edge, with a devilish grin.

"Will you shut up, you reekazoid? It's bad enough that I'm scared to death." said Trish. Her usually tanned face was as white as a sheet.

"Gee, Trish, I didn't think a big girl like you, and I do mean BIG, ever got scared." said Jackie.

"Ha-ha, very funny. Listen, I've had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach since the minute we planned this trip." she replied.

"Then why are you here? God knows no one needs you." said Terri. The two were like cat and dog. They competed for everything: looks, clothes, and more importantly, men.

"I still don't know why a b**** like you came along. And if you think you're gonna ruin this already freaky weekend for me, you're dead wrong." said Trish.

"Would you please...shut the hell up?" said Jericho, annoyed. "It's hard enough trying to drive through dark woods, never mind listening to you two bleached-blondes go at it."

"And what are you, a brunette?" said Trish. They all shut up after that.

"I can't wait to stay in the cabins. And the best part about it is having to share beds. There won't be enough room for all of us, you know." said Monica, excitedly.

"I'd like my own bed, if that's okay with you." said Jeff, hypnotizing the Divas with his slow, Southern drawl. "I need all the room in the world if I wanna get a good night's sleep."

"Well, good, because if you were to share with me, you wouldn't get any sleep." said Monica.

"You are such a tramp, you know that? I wouldn't be surprised if you won a gold medal in the 'ho' competition." said Christian.

"You should know. You were with me for 3 months." Monica said. Christian was about to respond, but Jericho suddenly said, "Here we are. Spook Woods."

Chapter 2
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