Chapter 2
Monica, Christian, Edge, Raven, Jeff, Matt, Jericho, Lita, Trish, Shane Helms, Shannon, and Terri all got out of the car.
"Whoa. This place is creepier than I thought." said Trish. "Oh, look, there's our cabin." said Lita.
"I thought there'd be more cabins. Now we're gonna be all alone." said Trish, scared.
"There are twelve of us, right? We'll all be together. Nothing's gonna happen." said Shane, reassuringly.
They walked to the cabin. Jericho opened the door. Everything was dark inside.
"Is there a light in this place?" Matt asked.
"I don't think so." said Jericho. "This place hasn't been used for decades."
"That's okay. A superhero never comes unprepared!" said Shane. He quickly reached into his bag and took out an emergency lamp. "Here. Use this."
Jericho turned it on and they preceded into the cabin.
"Ugh. This place is all mildewy. I refuse to sleep in here." said Terri.
"Would you rather sleep out there with the serial killer?" asked Jericho. She remained silent. "I didn't think so." he said. Everyone unpacked their things and cleaned up as much of the cabin as they could. To their surprise, it was actually in pretty good shape. It had a nice bathroom and a tiny kitchen. Nothing in the kitchen worked, but there was a barbecue grill outside that did. Either way, they had brought radios, a portable TV, snacks and drinks, so they were all set.
"Anyone know what time it is?" asked Matt.
"It's almost 8pm. Why?" asked Monica. "Oh, well, this is usually the time where I listen to my Pearl Jam CDs. It's kind of a tradition." said Matt. "Yeah, and sometimes he's so into it, that he forgets about my tradition, if you catch my drift." said Lita.
"Believe me, the last thing I want is to wake up to the two of you getting extreme. And that goes for the rest of you." said Jericho.
"Oh, shut up. You're no fun. And if you don't like it, too bad." said Lita.
"Anyone planning on using the bathroom in the next hour?" Jeff asked. Everyone shook their head. "Good, 'cause Shannon and I are gonna be dying our hair different colors." Jeff said.
"Wait a minute. You actually brought Manic Panic hair dye with you on this trip?" asked Edge.
"Sure did. A guy's gotta keep his hair sexy. Besides, I was gonna teach Shannon how to use it. It's his first time." he replied.
"Instead of worrying about your already reekish hair, I think you should work on getting a facial." said Christian.
"Totally!" said Edge as they slapped each other a high-five.
"You both suck. Come on, man, let's go." said Jeff to Shannon. "So, what are we gonna do about supper? I'm starved." asked Raven.
"Why worry about supper with me around?" said Terri.
"No thanks." said Trish.
"I was thinking about grilling some burgers or hot dogs. We packed some in our portable fridge." said Monica.
"That sounds good. I'll go tell Matt and Shane to take care of it. You know how much those North Carolinians love to barbecue." said Lita. She left the room. Terri, Monica, Trish, and Raven set the table. Mintues later, Jeff and Shannon came out of the bathroom.
"So, what do you guys think?" they asked. "Ugh!!! You're getting Manic Panic all over the floor!" yelled Trish.
"Sorry, our hair's still wet. But how does it look?" he asked. "Awesome. You guys are like Jeff and Mini-Jeff." said Raven. "Yeah. Definitely easy to spot in a huge crowd." said Monica.
Suddenly, Matt and Shane walked in with a huge plate of delicious-looking food. "Dinner's ready!" yelled Matt. They all sat down and began to eat. "This is so yummy. Just like the two guys who cooked it." said Terri, looking at Shane and Matt sexily. Raven shot her a look. So did Lita. "And because of that, I'm stuffed." Terri said.
"You sure are." Trish said under her breath.
"What was that?" Terri asked.
"Oh, nothing." Trish said.
Terri got up from the table. "Listen, b****. I have had it up to HERE with your slutty ass. I don't know who you think you are, but I was the dominant blonde around here way before you came to the WWF."
"Hey, calm down. Let's try to enjoy dinner." said Matt.
"Go to hell. I'm sick of your peace-makin' ways. Trish deserves to hear this." said Terri.
"Terri, please sit down. You're acting stupid." said Monica. "Whatever." Terri said.
"Listen, Terri. I realize that you were here before me, but you don't own the WWF." said Trish. "And besides, jealousy gets you nowhere." said Trish.
"I am not jealous, ok? I have WAY more than you could ever have." said Terri.
"Oh, like that New York sewer rat sitting next to you? Yeah, I'd REALLY like that." Trish said, rolling her eyes.
"Well at least I didn't sleep my way to the top." Terri said.
Trish slapped her hard to the ground.
"B****!!!!!!!!!!!" Trish screamed. Luckily, Raven and Christian caught Terri.
"That's it." Terri said, standing up. She walked over to her bed and grabbed her purse.
"Terri, what are you doing?" asked Monica.
"Doing what I should've done earlier. I'm getting the hell out of here." she replied.
"That's right, run away like a coward, why don't you?" Trish said.
"I hope you rot in hell." Terri screamed. "Terri, calm down." said Raven. She swung open the door.
"Terri, no!!! You think we're gonna let you go out there tonight?" asked Jeff.
"The woods are dangerous." said Matt.
"I don't give a damn. If anything happens to me, you can blame that slut right there." she said, pointing to Trish. Little did she know just how right she was.
Chapter 3
Chapter 1