I know, I know, I wasn’t going to write another column until the end of the week but so much happened at Summerslam and Raw that I needed to write this. So grab a soda, (cause sodas rule) sit back, and ENJOY! First, I’d like to congratulate our new Intercontinental Champion Edge. Awesome job sweetie! That match was sooo good and so exciting; I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. I figured Christian would come in… now tell me this… didn’t his arms look fantastic?! He has the nicest set of arms in the WWF (sigh, sorry getting a little off the topic…) Anyways… I figured he was gonna try and “help”, but of course he hit Edge with the sphere. I thought it was over after that… BUT NO! EDGE STILL WINS! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then when Christian presented him the belt… that was great. And the hug… AWWWWWWWWWW!!!! The backstage segments were great! I loved the one with Edge, Christian, Matt, and Lita. Then when the Gramma called, that was funny. My poor hunni though… she hung up on him. Ok, so why is the WWF turning Christian heel? He is not only, in my opinion, the best wrestler in the company, he is also the most appealing and charismatic young superstars out there. Then on Raw, the match I was looking forward to… Matt vs. Christian, and in my opinion, it didn’t disappoint. It was a great match, the only thing that upset me was the end… but we all know why. That was a great segment with Edge and Christian. Edge looked a little confused and Christian’s arms looked great! “Go get ‘em tiger,” that was great, Edge is absolutely beautiful… I know it’s coming, but I’m not looking forward to the E&C split. But the WWF will do what they want, so I might as well not bitch about it… Continuing with Summerslam. That was the PPV of the year! Everything about it was great, the matches, the segments… The Jeff Hardy and RVD match was awesome. They went beyond my expectations for the match… a little disappointed Jeff didn’t win, but it was still a kick ass match. Rock/ Booker T was decent. I didn’t care much about it. Nice to see the Rock get the title. The midget thing Monday was hilarious! Austin/Angle: CHEAP!! That ref pisses me off! And Austin sux. So much credit to Kurt, our Olympic hero came through and he had it! Damn Austin! The diva thing was pretty interesting on Heat and Raw. It’s nice to see my 3 favorite divas working together. Lita, Jackie, and Molly are awesome, they totally wrecked the Alliance! Keep kicking ass ladies! Hmmm… Oh, the “Austin Appreciation”: Whatever, who really cares? Not me! Except that the Helms guy and Stasiak’s speeches were great! Will someone explain to me what Stasiak’s role in the WWF actually is? Just to be a moron and crash into shit?? I guess so, he is pretty entertaining though. Oh, and what the hell is a “Green Lantern”? I finally found someone who sings worse then me… STEPHANIE! That was great. I was rolling around the floor laughing and crying. Raven and Justin can carry a tune- teehee, just joking) But seriously, the alliance was funny. Then Angle came out in a milk truck?? It was great! Omg, Kurt is a king! He is hilarious. When he was attacking them with the hose I thought I was gonna burst I was laughing so hard. So the 2 great nights of wrestling made up for that shitty Smackdown! So until next time folks, I’m out like a fat bitch in dodge ball! *Star