Take your commercials and stick them up your ass.

Ever since the beginning of television programming there have been commercials. No one has ever like commercials. No one with the IQ higher then a dog is ever influenced by a commercial. If the commercial is just interrupting people and making them angered then why even show them?

Have you ever watched T.V. with someone and when the commercials come on you switch the other channel but then they tell you to stay at that channel because they haven’t seen that commercial before. BAM!!! This is when its appropriate to smack your friend across the eyes for being such a dumbass.

There are many different kinds of commercials that should be mentioned for there stupidity:

1.) Shampoo Commercials:

Right now the Herbal Essence commercials are the big shampoo commercials. They clam that it’s a totally orgasmic experience. How about instead of relying on a shampoo to give you an orgasm you sick twisted bastard you go out and get LAID. How come they have to show someone in the shower enjoying themselves. They make it seem like it would be the highlight of your day. Does the naked woman in the shower give you a boner? Does she make you want to buy the shampoo? Get your sissy shampoo commercials off the air. There should only be one shampoo commercial for Selson Blue a real mans shampoo. Hands down, no contest

2.) Tampon Commercials:

These are the commercials that have the least amount of point to them. First of all they are only directed to women so why are they placed in-between man shows like football breaks (football is gay but it is a mans sport). There are so many of these commercials that there should be a channel just for these commercials. The PMS channel. Why are these companies advertising a sponge that goes in a girl’s pussy? What next, an advertisement for a douche bag? Maybe there advertisers would give there heads a shake and realize that they have too many commercials, and they don’t make women want to buy them. As if a cranky old bitch going through PMS is going to say to herself “Well this brand had a pretty funny commercial but on the other hand this brand absorbed a lot of that blue fluid” as she bleeds all over the floor at the drug store.

3.) Beer commercials:

Everybody loves there beer commercials. They’re like there only little series of shows that everybody loves. You’ve got your Sasquatch hunters (Kokanee), your crazy obsessed Scottish man (Alexander Keith’s), and the infinite list that goes on forever. These commercials are the one kind of commercials that you can chuckle at with out seeming like a dumbass.

4.) Fast Food Commercials:

I don’t think I need to tell you why this is completely gay in everyway possible.

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