This ones for you Benzie, no actually I'm just kidding....definately kidding. Anywho, if you are reading this im sure your wondering who, or what a Benzie is, well there can only be one true Benzie, that would be Matt Benzie, a kid who doesnt just suck at everything, he RULES at sucking at everything. I mean this kid was probably worse than any other person in the world, at ANYTHING. He sucked at school, skateboarding, video games, and any other activity, besides eating (he was fat). I mean this kid was so pathetic, he would take a straw after he had a glass of milk, and suck up the remaining droplets of milk, now thats desperate. Here is a picture that describes this poor excuse of a human to the "T":

Now then, if you ever see this kid someday, walk up to him and punch him in arm, he will cry, gauranteed. This kid is probably also the weakest kid you will ever see, he has no tolerence for pain whatsoever. This kid also has a sister, who is seriously the same as him, she also sucks at everything especially the dick (damn whore) shes also fat like Benzie too. This is a visual representation of the "Jacklyn Benzie":

As you can see, the Benzie family is pretty screwed up. Oh, and Benzie if you ever read this, I still hate you.

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